Good luck in getting past this lot:
1. Dallin WATENE-ZELEZNIAK
2. Josh MANSOUR
3. Waqa BLAKE
4. Dean WHARE
5. Christian CRICHTON
6. James MALONEY (c)
7. Nathan CLEARY
8. Trent MERRIN
9. Sione KATOA
10. James TAMOU
11. Viliame KIKAU
12. Isaah YEO
13. James FISHER-HARRIS
14. Tyrone PEACHEY
15. Corey HARAWIRA-NAERA
16. Jack HETHERINGTON
17. Moses LEOTA
18. Jarome LUAI
19. Tyrone MAY
20. Kaide ELLIS
21. Wayde EGAN
Righto, let me go through this shit show for a team, starting at the top
1. Dallin WATENE-ZELEZNIAK - he's shit, his brother is better
2. Josh MANSOUR - can't catch to save his life, probably get injured
3. Waqa BLAKE - he's not a footy player, more so an athlete
4. Dean WHARE - whare is he? that's what Panthers fans will be saying on the night
5. Christian CRICHTON - trash player, better suited flipping burgers
6. James MALONEY (c) - bound to crumble under the pressure of carrying his halves partner
7. Nathan CLEARY - see above
8. Trent MERRIN - washed up old hack, ESL is his next stop
9. Sione KATOA - wouldn't be playing if old man Wallace wasn't injured, enough said
10. James TAMOU - probably change his allegiance mid-way through the game
11. Viliame KIKAU - he's got nothing on TPJ
12. Isaah YEO - YEO will be what Panther's fans are screaming as we skate over for our 6th try on the night
13. James FISHER-HARRIS - can't trust a bloke with a hyphenated surname
14. Tyrone PEACHEY - living in his old man's shadow
15. Corey HARAWIRA-NAERA - again, can't trust a bloke with a hyphenated surname
16. Jack HETHERINGTON - again, living in his old man's shadow
17. Moses LEOTA - never heard of this merkin, probably shit
18. Jarome LUAI - only in the mix because of his performance against a warrior's side who were paid off to lose
19. Tyrone MAY - got nothing
20. Kaide ELLIS - parents must've hated him to give him a name like Kaide
21. Wayde EGAN - rhymes with Kaide, bad parenting