The following people can EAD:
- The Storm
- Every current Melbourne player named Cameron
- The Storm's 14th man in the bright yellow shirt
- The cowbell thumping, purple-clad "fans" in the stands who are definitely the same people you see wearing Qld Origin jerseys to Broncos v Cowboys games
- The Raiders, for making you think "Hey, maybe this time they'll be somebody different taking home the trophy instead of the Roosters/ Storm every other year?" only to let you down and revert to being the wacky Raiders/ hard-luck story that usually provides such entertainment on match-day threads...