Could Toddy Payten possibly be the world's first decent coach that is fully bald?
Only time will tell
Jesus Christ.
I've just thought back to all the Premierships from like 1990 and there isn't a single Baldie is there?
1990, 1994, 2005 - Tom Shines (Head of Hair)
1991 - Gus Gould (Glorious Westie Mullet at the time)
1992,1993,1998,2000,2006,2010 - Creeping Jesus (Power Subsiding as hair retreats)
1995, 1999 - Chris Anderson (Hair)
1996 - Bob Fulton (Hair)
1997 - Mal Reilly (Enough Hair)
2001 - Joey Johns (Hair)
2002- Sticky (Pubes on head)
2003 - Marty Lang (Going, not gone)
2004 - Steve Folkes (Hair)
2007, 2009, 2012, 2017 - Satan (Hair)
2008, 2011 - Dessie (GLORIOUS MANE)
2013, 2018, 2019 - Trent Robinson (Hair)
2014 - Madge (Hair)
2016 - Steve Dank (Hair)
This theory holds way more water than I thought