If Raiders were a dude out looking to pick up, he'd be mostly getting rejected all night but pick up the leftovers at 3am. Successful? You be the judge.
Ricky is the Father of the male barely involved but still loves his kid all the same.
I'm not saying Cronulla are the flirty fat chick at the bar in the early hours, they are better than that (though they still hang around early morning, getting involved. ) but at home Canberra will lay on a bit of early morning charm getting the win and it will ultimately be forgettable for all involved.
It's a metaphor.
Canberra 28
Sharks 26