2025 WTC FINAL: Aust v SA @ Lords SOUTH AFRICA TEST CHAMPIONS

[Fangs]

I like Lyon here.

Low bounce. Tempt them to sweep or crossbat shots. Might get a chop on.

 

[mozza91]

Lyon looks even balder than usual. Wickets coming.

 

[Bazal]

Some concerns. But we just need to hold and SA will give us an opening

Oh FFS!!!

 

[Fangs]

Christ.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

We need a PB special here

 

[Fangs]

We need a PB special here

He tried that earlier.

Don't rub the voodoo doll anymore rub something else.

 

[Bazal]

f**ken Haydos is drunk as balls

 

[Fangs]

Yeah right.

Now it's Hayden's glasses. Everything is bigger in Hayden land.

Who dresses him? His mum?

 

[mozza91]

Shut the f**k up Hayden you gronk.

 

[Bazal]

Hello, Beyond Blue? Yes, I'd like to kill myself. No, my finances are ok. No, my personal life is ok. Yeah, work is fine. No, everything is fine, except I listened to Matthew Hayden's commentary. Oh I see, there's nothing you can do for me? That makes sense, thanks anyway

 

[Bazal]

Starc is such a f**ken gun, LU haters be sodomised

 

[Fangs]

There it is.

Keep the boys in close especially to mong Lyon.

 

[Fangs]

Always liked Bavuma.

I hope we win by like 10 runs and Bavuma is 98*.

 

[Bazal]

I think you dip into the grade cricket bag and have in and out covers for Temba. He's gonna go hard over the offside

 

[mozza91]

Gary Coleman living dangerously here.

 

[Fangs]

Great...

So Smith out of the WI tour?

 

[yobbo84]

FFS that's rough luck

 

[undertaker]

Do you think wearing a helmet with the grill obstructed Smith's view of the ball? How differently would Smith have reacted without the helmet?

 

[Bazal]

Do you think wearing a helmet with the grill obstructed Smith's view of the ball? How differently would Smith have reacted without the helmet?

Not if it fits him properly. Less than 15m away from the bat at 140 odd is the issue really, slow deck or not that's fifth grade distance to a Test quick

 

[Fangs]

Mick Jagger LOL

And I thought Stephen Fry was the old bastard on show today.