St. Brett
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Shneet ficken shlar fly.
That's German for hello.
Nah, I just made that up....it's probably Japanese for f**k off.
So anyways....I saw this piece of sh*t movie yesterday called 30 Days of Night.
Mellisa George and Josh Hartnett.
I'll get straight to the point.
Brett Gaddes gives it 3 out of 10! Or if that were to be reversed it'd read 7 sh*t houses out of 10.
Rubbish. Balony. Belongs in the trash.
I knew I'd be hustled seeing this. I should have known better and trusted my instincts more.
And can you believe that I actually forked out my own cash for this tripe as I'm out of free movie vouchers?
God damn $11:80 Brett Gaddes had to pay!
Friggin' rip off.
How can Josh Harnett come down in grade to make a movie like this? (I know he has a history of b-grade horror flicks (H-20 and The Faculty) but what has this done to his Hollywood credentials?) Yer, sure it raked in millions at the U.S. box office but so what? You see this movie once, you don't wish to ever see it again.
They're not memorable films.
I know when I'm watching a movie in the cinema if I'll wanna buy it or not on DVD straight away when it comes out.
And this is not one of them.
Josh Harnett was wrongly cast and he should have known better.
He was wrongly cast along side of Harrison Ford in that cop comedy then made the better decision to star in the black delilah, where I took him seriously as an actor, now he goes and does this?
My thoughts on the movie are as follows. It's bland. It lacks direction. The cast virtually have no dialogue. The monsters just appear. They don't explain how they got there or where they came from. They had no purpose. The main vampire spoke in riddles and didn't make sense.
The vampires actually looked stupid.
The movie started out promising but suddenly sunk into despair. Trails off after only 20 minutes into a no brainer.
Seriously, what purpose did the vampires serve? What was their beef?
They had no cause.
This film has nothing on The Lost boys, Fright Night or the under-rated classic vampire movie Near Dark.
30 days of night belongs in the same sh*t depository as Blade 1, 2 and 3. (Christ those Blade movies were terrible.)
Wanna know what's disappointing about 30 days of night? Well, at the start of the movie the evil vampires kill hapless nobody actors quick smart yet when it comes to the main stars of the movie they suddenly decide to slow down and walk and have trouble killing the rest of the cast.
What happens to their fast sleek precision?
Do they just go mental and say, "hey, I can't catch Mellisa George....she's too fast for me."
What jag-offs!
Hey, wasn't the end of 30 days of night similar to how Mellisa George went out on Home & Away with Deiter Brummer on the beach?
She's a terrible actor. Same as Isabel Lucas and Sursok and that skeletor actor from home and away who's over-tanned. (Cassy, is it?) The one who needs a feed.
The only one I do like from home and away is Belle.
She'd be an award winning root.
I'd win a trophy with what I'd do to her.
(Hey, did anyone happen to see Wrong Turn 2? I saw the video cover yesterday in Video Ezy. It went straight to video.....whose seen it?)
Who will this movie 30 days of night impress? Anyone under 16. People without an education. Meth addicts and anyone who lives within a radius of a thousand meters from Campbelltown.
30 days of night needs to be flushed down the sh*t house.
That's German for hello.
Nah, I just made that up....it's probably Japanese for f**k off.
So anyways....I saw this piece of sh*t movie yesterday called 30 Days of Night.
Mellisa George and Josh Hartnett.
I'll get straight to the point.
Brett Gaddes gives it 3 out of 10! Or if that were to be reversed it'd read 7 sh*t houses out of 10.
Rubbish. Balony. Belongs in the trash.
I knew I'd be hustled seeing this. I should have known better and trusted my instincts more.
And can you believe that I actually forked out my own cash for this tripe as I'm out of free movie vouchers?
God damn $11:80 Brett Gaddes had to pay!
Friggin' rip off.
How can Josh Harnett come down in grade to make a movie like this? (I know he has a history of b-grade horror flicks (H-20 and The Faculty) but what has this done to his Hollywood credentials?) Yer, sure it raked in millions at the U.S. box office but so what? You see this movie once, you don't wish to ever see it again.
They're not memorable films.
I know when I'm watching a movie in the cinema if I'll wanna buy it or not on DVD straight away when it comes out.
And this is not one of them.
Josh Harnett was wrongly cast and he should have known better.
He was wrongly cast along side of Harrison Ford in that cop comedy then made the better decision to star in the black delilah, where I took him seriously as an actor, now he goes and does this?
My thoughts on the movie are as follows. It's bland. It lacks direction. The cast virtually have no dialogue. The monsters just appear. They don't explain how they got there or where they came from. They had no purpose. The main vampire spoke in riddles and didn't make sense.
The vampires actually looked stupid.
The movie started out promising but suddenly sunk into despair. Trails off after only 20 minutes into a no brainer.
Seriously, what purpose did the vampires serve? What was their beef?
They had no cause.
This film has nothing on The Lost boys, Fright Night or the under-rated classic vampire movie Near Dark.
30 days of night belongs in the same sh*t depository as Blade 1, 2 and 3. (Christ those Blade movies were terrible.)
Wanna know what's disappointing about 30 days of night? Well, at the start of the movie the evil vampires kill hapless nobody actors quick smart yet when it comes to the main stars of the movie they suddenly decide to slow down and walk and have trouble killing the rest of the cast.
What happens to their fast sleek precision?
Do they just go mental and say, "hey, I can't catch Mellisa George....she's too fast for me."
What jag-offs!
Hey, wasn't the end of 30 days of night similar to how Mellisa George went out on Home & Away with Deiter Brummer on the beach?
She's a terrible actor. Same as Isabel Lucas and Sursok and that skeletor actor from home and away who's over-tanned. (Cassy, is it?) The one who needs a feed.
The only one I do like from home and away is Belle.
She'd be an award winning root.
I'd win a trophy with what I'd do to her.
(Hey, did anyone happen to see Wrong Turn 2? I saw the video cover yesterday in Video Ezy. It went straight to video.....whose seen it?)
Who will this movie 30 days of night impress? Anyone under 16. People without an education. Meth addicts and anyone who lives within a radius of a thousand meters from Campbelltown.
30 days of night needs to be flushed down the sh*t house.