3rd ODI: Australia v South Africa at Hobat Nov 11 2018

[tumbidragon]

Staunch Stoinis strikes again! Too STRONK!

 

[TheParraboy]

Fkn Warnie just talks about the same thing for hours. He's been harping on about the decision to bowl first non-stop

He went all game last game how brave Rabada was to keep attacking Lynn when Lynn was destroying him lol.

At least he isn't bagging tugger or promoting his book

 

[Eelectrica]

Plod Africa. England would have had 500 runs on the board by now.
Preview for the WC wooden spoon.

 

[King hit]

New drinking game. Take a shot every time someone says plod

 

[Bazal]

Will the real Marcus Stoinplod please stand up?

Actually no, don't

 

[Hutty1986]

Ffs why is this ordinary slow medium plodder bowling short balls to Markram??

 

[_snafu_]

Shit bowling.

 

[mozza91]

Maybe captain fantastic should stop telling them to bowl short to this bloke?

 

[Bazal]

Maybe captain fantastic should stop telling them to bowl short to this bloke?

Mate, if fast bowlers (or wannabe fast bowlers) EVER listened to their captain telling them to stop bowling short, cricket games would be an awful lot shorter all over the world...

 

[Eelectrica]

New drinking game. Take a shot every time someone says plod

You could kill someone that way.

 

[_snafu_]

Zamplod

 

[Bazal]

You could kill someone that way.

Only if they were a complete plodder.

 

[Hutty1986]

Lol so captain BMI takes off Cummins but leaves on shitty stoinis

 

[mozza91]

Mate, if fast bowlers (or wannabe fast bowlers) EVER listened to their captain telling them to stop bowling short, cricket games would be an awful lot shorter all over the world...

Finch is the greatest captain of all time. They hang on his every word.

 

[Bazal]

Finch is the greatest captain of all time. They hand on his every word.

Well Warnie definitely seems to hand on a lot of things Finch does...

 

[Bazal]

Lol another one strangled down legside.

This is a village cricket match

 

[_snafu_]

Taking wickets with shit bowling is great.

 

[mozza91]

Haha! I reckon I’m good enough to make either of these sides top 6.

 

[mozza91]

Down on 2 knees. Howie would know all about that.

 

[Bazal]

Jesus, that's a nasty delivery from Starc