3rd Test: Australia v New Zealand at SCG, Jan 3-7 2020

[Wizardman]

Marnus has kept us ahead by himself.

 

[mozza91]

If someone wants to throw Warne headfirst out of the commentary box that’d be real nice.

 

[Hutty1986]

If someone wants to throw Warne headfirst out of the commentary box that’d be real nice.

No baggy green to cushion his fall either

 

[Bazal]

Nobody in the world is going to miss a full toss from this plod spinner

Not gonna lie, I might.

Chin pointing to the sky, wondering why the Kiwis are cheering...

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Commentary bingo:

Discuss declarations
Criticise field settings
Suggest someone have a red-hot dip
Ponder the Bails
Suddenly notice reverse swing.
Bring up AFL
Talk up a nuffy with "that's just how he plays".
Horse blankets
John Snow
Break out in to a Richie Benaud accent.
Pizza toppings
Australia's next spinner.
Australia's next keeper.
Thoughts go out to some affected person/s.

Edit
Surving the Windies back in the day
Helmet design

 

[TheParraboy]

If someone wants to throw Warne headfirst out of the commentary box that’d be real nice.

if someone wants to tie him to a remote telegraph pole with his mouth tapped with super glue, id go with that

 

[mozza91]

No baggy green to cushion his fall either

No brain either.

 

[nöyd]

lol Jeet Renshaw has the green apple splatters

A well placed bumper from one of the quicks should see a watery bowel evacuation on live tv

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Lyon fancies a double ton here.

 

[TheParraboy]

Our bowlers donating $1000 per wicket they take during the test for bushfire relief

queue kiwis to approve the maximum

 

[mozza91]

lol Jeet Renshaw has the green apple splatters

A well placed bumper from one of the quicks should see a watery bowel evacuation on live tv

Fun fact:
Even shit can get diarrhoea.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

lol Jeet Renshaw has the green apple splatters

A well placed bumper from one of the quicks should see a watery bowel evacuation on live tv

First NZ batter to don the biege in Test cricket?

 

[_snafu_]

lol Raval

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Unravaling...

 

[Bazal]

NZ have already gone home

 

[nöyd]

"Wagner's engine should run out soon..."

he'll be batting within the next hour

 

[King hit]

Yep called it. Marnus makes 200, we make 450 odd and the kiwis will be buggered after spending 150 overs in the field. Wouldn’t be surprised if we rolled them for under 200

 

[Wizardman]

Commentary bingo:

Discuss declarations
Criticise field settings
Suggest someone have a red-hot dip
Ponder the Bails
Suddenly notice reverse swing.
Bring up AFL
Talk up a nuffy with "that's just how he plays".
Horse blankets
John Snow
Break out in to a Richie Benaud accent.
Pizza toppings
Australia's next spinner.
Australia's next keeper.
Thoughts go out to some affected person/s.

Edit
Surving the Windies back in the day
Helmet design

Plug the Big Bash, non Aust rep telling the world how bad they were at cricket

 

[age.s]

Lot of talk about Wagner's workrate. Not so much about the fact that plethora of overs have yielded just one wicket and one arsey monstrosity.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

I wouldn't blame the cunz for declaring both innings closed and going to the pub.