3rd Test: India v Australia @ Indore March 1-5, 2023

[hineyrulz]

This f**k face melon headed merkin just fires us left right and centre.

 

[JJ]

Wow what a start, is the wicket awful?

 

[Bazal]

Carey does suck quite a lot apart from the odd glorious cover drive

 

[Tweed Titan]

f**king cowards

 

[hineyrulz]

Funny now with no reviews everything that hits the pads is out.

 

[Bazal]

Wow what a start, is the wicket awful?

Bruh there were 14 wickets on day one

 

[yobbo84]

Deadset gives us nothing when we're bowling but can't wait to raise the finger when we're batting

Time to go back to neutral umpires

 

[yobbo84]

Sucked in. Anyway watch Menon give every half shout out now they've wasted all their reviews.

More predictable than a Mills and Boon novel

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Here comes the collapse

 

[Tweed Titan]

Hayden actively celebrating the Indian revival in the commentary box with his "Chennai Connection". Knob

 

[Bazal]

Deadset gives us nothing when we're bowling but can't wait to raise the finger when we're batting

Time to go back to neutral umpires

He's a shit umpire for sure but he'd be even shitter if he gave Shark Tale not out to be fair. Three reds is hard to complain about

 

[yobbo84]

It's weird having 4 number 11's in the team

 

[hineyrulz]

Umesh bowling a good spell but gee our tail would make a dinosaur blush.

 

[JJ]

Bruh there were 14 wickets on day one

Yeah, get that. From your perspective is batting last nigh on impossible?

some interesting wickets around, as always

 

[hineyrulz]

What a spineless lot of merkins they are.

 

[yobbo84]

This pitch is bad but it's not 6 for 11 bad

That was just dumb batting...... again

 

[Hutty1986]

we're so fcking shit

 

[Eelectrica]

So we lost 5/11 I think. Awesome.

 

[Bazal]

Yeah, get that. From your perspective is batting last nigh on impossible?

some interesting wickets around, as always

I mean it's not completely impossible but only because it'll be a day three wicket for the fourth innings at this rate....

I still wouldn't be surprised if India somehow scored 300 second innings, home turf and all. But it's not a test standard deck

 

[Tweed Titan]

f**king cowards

I repeat