4th ASHES TEST: @ Old Trafford, Manchester July 19-23, 2023

[Port Stephens Magpie]

Fire up you weak dogs

f**k off you inbred western pom.

 

[Chins get the wins]

f**k off you inbred western pom.

Australians don't sit around and hope for rain you coward

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Shot Bison!

And another!

Under 150 behind now, let’s get ahead and roll these cucks.

 

[Chins get the wins]

Shot Bison!

And another!

Under 150 behind now, let’s get ahead and roll these cucks.

Moisten up that ball

 

[Port Stephens Magpie]

Moisten up that ball

Yeah yeah you're not fooling anyone

 

[Chins get the wins]

Yeah yeah you're not fooling anyone

Haha who is this merkin?

 

[Port Stephens Magpie]

Haha who is this merkin?

I'm obviously not a pom like yourself merkin

 

[Port Stephens Magpie]

Haha who is this merkin?

Who the f**k are you merkin? Seriously, if you're legit Australian pray for rain. We're cooked in this test. If you can't see that you've got serious problems

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Haha who is this merkin?

Some junkie from Bobs Farm

 

[Fangs]

Enough of this please take it to a DM.

 

[Chins get the wins]

Enough of this please take it to a DM.

Why does this shit keep happening to me? I never ask for it lol

 

[Port Stephens Magpie]

Why does this shit keep happening to me? I never ask for it lol

You obviously need it

 

[Fangs]

Why does this shit keep happening to me? I never ask for it lol

If you had a proper DP then no one would bother you.

 

[Port Stephens Magpie]

If you had a proper DP then no one would bother you.

The blokes a cokehead

 

[Mr. Shaman]

If you had a proper DP then no one would bother you.

Yeah like a crying bald man

 

[Mr. Shaman]

The blokes a cokehead

Nothing wrong with some Colombian marching powder, you methy.

 

[Fangs]

Afternoon session 14:45-17:00
Tea 17:00-17:20
Evening session 17:20-19:00
Extra 30 mins available to bowl the overs (19:30)

Mr Shaman bring me a drink.

So Stokes is 100% out for bowling? The guy is a wicket taker they need him. There will be no evening session.

 

[Port Stephens Magpie]

Nothing wrong with some Colombian marching powder, you methy.

You obviously know a lot about drugs.
This is a cricket forum ffs. Old mate is carrying on like a pork chop pom?

 

[Port Stephens Magpie]

Why does this shit keep happening to me? I never ask for it lol

It's simple, stay in your crease

 

[Fangs]

Sorry I'll say it.

Labs looks extremely comfortable. He doesn't look like getting out.