4th ASHES TEST: @ Old Trafford, Manchester July 19-23, 2023

[mozza91]

f**k me this is satisfying

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If you look up wanker in the dictionary there’s no description just a photo of this knob.

 

[Twizzle]

 

[WaznTheGreat]

MARSH quick fire 100 to get us the miracle 5th day win

 

[simmo1]

England now have another problem that if we do manage to get in front and the light isn't good enough to bowl our quicks then Cummins will take us off the field.

 

[Marshall_magic]

If you look up wanker in the dictionary there’s no description just a photo of this knob.

Dude’s whole journalistic career is based on who his friend is. Indulge his narcissism and he was sniff you farts like a bong hit. Treat him like the parasite he is and he leads the Salem witch-hunt after you.

 

[Bazal]

Sounds like he might enjoy getting a bit of DP action you pair of sick f**ks
If you both go back to one of original posts it was we need it to rain, grab a draw then. regroup for the 5th test.

I'd DP both of them. Don't kink shame it's rude.

Did you get on the Bundies last night cobba? Angrier than Cody Walker in a losing team

 

[Bazal]

Anyway I've changed my mind. I hope it f**ken rains all day.

Not because I don't want to win properly if there's even a chance, but because of how f**ken furious it'll make these whinging Pommy dicks. Hilarious

 

[undertaker]

Predicted hourly forecast for today:

Manchester - BBC Weather

14-day weather forecast for Manchester.

www.bbc.com

 

[undertaker]

Anyway I've changed my mind. I hope it f**ken rains all day.

Not because I don't want to win properly if there's even a chance, but because of how f**ken furious it'll make these whinging Pommy dicks. Hilarious

Piss Morgan is already at it:

 

[undertaker]

What a whinger:

Australia retains Ashes after final day of Old Trafford Test abandoned due to weather

It’s coming home: Aussies retain Ashes as rain gives Poms ‘tough pill to swallow’

www.foxsports.com.au

Yeah, the rain is unjust for England in this situation. However, it wasn't unjust for them when they retained the Ashes at Old Trafford 10 years ago due to bad weather (when Australia were the better team in that match):

ENG vs AUS Cricket Scorecard, 3rd Test at Manchester, August 01 - 05, 2013

Get cricket scorecard of 3rd Test, ENG vs AUS, Australia tour of England and Scotland 2013 at Old Trafford, Manchester dated August 01 - 05, 2013.

www.espncricinfo.com

 

[jargan83]

Piers Morgan can go play on a train line.

 

[jargan83]

BBC Live blog says that it's light rain at Old Trafford and the players haven't left the hotel yet.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Morning session: 11:00 - 13:15
Lunch: 13:15 - 13:55
Afternoon session: 13:55 - 16:10
Tea: 16:10 - 16:30
Evening session: 16:30 - 18:30
Final hour begins after 83 overs
98 overs to be bowled

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Thanks Mr Cricinfo.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Thanks Mr Cricinfo.

BBC Radio thank you very much

 

[Fangs]

Morning session: 11:00 - 13:15
Lunch: 13:15 - 13:55
Afternoon session: 13:55 - 16:10
Tea: 16:10 - 16:30
Evening session: 16:30 - 18:30
Final hour begins after 83 overs
98 overs to be bowled

Please.

There was no evening session yesterday despite Piers' wishes. It all be the same today.

 

[JokerEel]

Piss Morgan is already at it:

Do they not use the light level meter?

 

[Canard]

A real shame

 

[jargan83]

No way will they get 98 overs in today.

Either the weather will intervene or the Poms and their slow over rates will.

 

[Slackboy72]

So what is everybody's preferred weather radar for the UK?