5TH ASHES TEST: @ The Oval London July 26-30, 2023

[JamesRustle]

I promise to stop wanking if Australia wins, Broad gets 0/120+ and has to bowl 40÷ overs, Anderson gets no luck, Baurstow drops a sitter and the lucky batsman kicks on with a further 80+ runs, and it pisses rain 5 minutes after we get the winning runs via 4 byes.

 

[Front-Rower]

I have a feeling OLED might get a big score here, like 200+

 

[mozza91]

Listening to Atherton you’d think England are up 4-0 or something. The Ashes are ours you creepy little bitch.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Listening to Atherton you’d think England are up 4-0 or something. The Ashes are ours you creepy little bitch.

Athers and Nassar are groupies.

 

[yobbo84]

Listening to Atherton you’d think England are up 4-0 or something. The Ashes are ours you creepy little bitch.

It's pretty funny that even if England win, they've drawn a series 2-2 at home, failed to win the Ashes back, and are all carrying on like they're the greatest team in the history of test cricket.

It's loser mentality.

 

[JamesRustle]

Pommy ball check at 7.1 overs. Make a better ball you fargwits.

 

[JamesRustle]

Oh and if Broad goes to touch the bails again, whack him with the wiillow so hard he loses control of his bowels.... cheating mofo.

 

[Chins get the wins]

Tonk this merkin

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Ffs Dave that was a 6 ball

 

[TheParraboy]

Ali and/or Root will take a couple of top order wickets

nothing surer

 

[TheParraboy]

We are 10% of the way there

0/38

 

[undertaker]

Good start from Australia. Scoring at 3.8 RPO without losing a wicket

At least they're not getting bogged down like they were yesterday morning.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

We are 10% of the way there

0/38

If you make any positive to Australia predictions today I’m going to drive to your home and stick your mobile phone up your tight delectable arsehole, sideways.

 

[Haffa]

Love how the balls out of shape when it’s hit for 4.

 

[THE CHAMP]

Should show some intent and send Marsh in next

 

[Fangs]

Good start keep at them.

 

[TheParraboy]

If you make any positive to Australia predictions today I’m going to drive to your home and stick your mobile phone up your tight delectable arsehole, sideways.

Australia to win by 5 wickets

 

[undertaker]

Listening to Atherton you’d think England are up 4-0 or something. The Ashes are ours you creepy little bitch.

Atherton could only dream of winning an Ashes series during his career.

 

[TheParraboy]

0/61 great start

We have seen this before, then crumbling like a stale cookie

Davey toning up surely on Broads day?

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Australia to win by 5 wickets