94: Hot Woman Thread #3

[McLovin]

 

[aussies1st]

Need more of her

 

[McLovin]

Tomei is the goods...

 

[Kiki]

Ok, lets stop beating around the bush here fellas (pun intended)

Kiks, that pose implies a high level of flexibility and when a woman possesses such abilites she is able to bend her body into certain positions that make for excellent love making.

hahaha no like i get THAT but in reality how useful is it really to be able to put your legs behind your head like i can? i dunno i cant imagine me ever being like WAIT...LET ME JUST DO THIS...

my hyperflexibility is gross i hate it, theres nothing sexy about my joints popping in and out and making loud clicks. OOOOOH HOT.

 

[Kiki]

(unless ur into that kinda thing of course, im sure theres some freak out there thats into it)

when the chiro adjusts me im like a freakin clicking machine, i am mortified by it

 

[Covellius Maximus]

Tomei is the goods...

old

 

[McLovin]

My legs have never seen past my belly button...

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Don't think there is a straight guy on the planet who wouldn't like to bag a female gymnast. The possibilities for experimentation are endless.

Kik's, I know that you probably don't think, right in the middle, "oh I wonder what will happen if I put my legs back here" but I guarantee you that your bloke will be. Experimentation is half the fun. Especially when you've had the same partner for a few years. You need to introduce some new moves occassionally to spice it up a bit.

 

[Kiki]

moral of the story = men are freaks. haha

 

[Joker's Wild]

Have you ever tried it with your legs behind your ears Kiks? You may be surprised ;-)

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

We're also easily impressed and love to know that we have capabilities, even though we may never use them.

Kind of like when a guy buys a Ferrari. He isn't going to drive it at 300k's every time he goes out, but he likes to know that he can if he ever wants to.

Your man may not throw your legs up behind your ears all the time, but he would love to know that he can if he wants to. Would give him something impressive to be able to tell his mates.

 

[adamkungl]

this chick on bodyspace has the best bod ever

nice rack. too thin.

 

[Kiki]

NO! i'm a lady!

 

[adamkungl]

also, it amazes me how little women actually understand about men....i thought we were supposed to be fking oblivious :lol:

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Men are easy.

We just want our mates to be able to look at whatever we have and say "f**k you're lucky" or "thats f**king awesome!"

Thats the only thing we are actually ever trying to achieve.

 

[Kiki]

We're also easily impressed and love to know that we have capabilities, even though we may never use them.

Kind of like when a guy buys a Ferrari. He isn't going to drive it at 300k's every time he goes out, but he likes to know that he can if he ever wants to.

Your man may not throw your legs up behind your ears all the time, but he would love to know that he can if he wants to. Would give him something impressive to be able to tell his mates.

:lol: that analogy is gold, u should write a book (srlsy u always say stuff that im like aaaah that makes sense)

adam i am actually pretty good when it comes to guys coz ive always been one of the boys, but yeh i guess theres still some things that even my half boy brain can't comprehend.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

lol. I'm a salesman. It's my job to know what people are thinking.

Generally, Men are thinking about Sex and Women are thinking about Shoes so my jobs pretty easy tbh.

 

[Covellius Maximus]

Is this a thread for enjoying pics or posting sex advice?

 

[Kiki]

im far more likely to be thinking about footy than shoes. i couldn't give a sh*t about shoes!

are u good at reading body language? sassy and i are obsessed with it, it's so fun when u know what to look for

 

[adamkungl]

a friend of mine form school, in year 12 she was shocked to discover that 99.999% of blokes masturbate, and most look at porn of some form.

3 years on, shes still just as clueless...while on the piss the other night me and this other girl were giving her a bit of a sex ed lesson. (that sounds a lot dodgier than i intended...)