94: league's sexist man (in the newspaper)

[wittyfan]

Nickname: Rookie or Rook (Is that because he's a whinging baby???)

Position: 5/8

Birthday: 6/2/84

Birthplace: Texas QLD

Junior club: Texas Terriers

Previous clubs: Cronulla Sharks (unwanted by the club at the end of 2004)

Representative allegiance: QLD (it doesn't matter as he will never play SOO)

Favourite playing moment: NRL Debut (Yeah, and who was suspended in order for that happen?????)

Favourite all time league player: Des Hasler (No wonder, he undeservedly selected you ahead of Witty).

Favourite TV show: The OC (soooooooo 2004)

Favourite saying: Nah you got lens cap on (The mind boggles at this)

The first song I bought: Michael Bolton - can't remember the name of the song (nice person)

Favourite thing: Can't say (Well, you are pretty vacant upstairs......)

Other sports I follow: Boxing, Soccer, Cricket

What I did in the off-season: Eat and sleep (About as active as a cat)

What you don't know about me: Im paper at poker

Big Brother Manly -

Who would be first out: Me (Well, the more annoying f**kwits are usually voted out first)

Who would win: Chris Hicks (and the tedious, nondescript types usually win)

Who would star in a movie about you: Ron Jeremy (Hedgehog) (Well, he's an ugly short arse as well)

Words of wisdom for 2007: Play Hard (I'm sure you do play "hard", Travis)

One word to describe you: Unreal (I would have thought "Evil little munchkin" would have been more appropriate

 

[Sea Eagle Scuba]

Rather amusing I must say Witty.

But really common, you've gotta get over your grievances with Rook and Stewie. Move on.

 

[wittyfan]

Nickname: Snake

Position: Fullback

Birthday: 27/2/85

Birthplace: Wollongong

Junior club: Wests Wollongong

Representative allegiance: NSW (Country)

Marital status: Have a Partner (Gender ambiguous)

Favourite playing moment: When Michael Robertson's shorts were pulled down to his ankles (I'm sure you got a big thrill. I didn't)

Favourite all time league player: Peter Peters (Why? He wasn't much of a player)

Favourite TV show: Thank God You're Here

Favourite saying: Who Cares (Does this suggest a lack of compassion????)

The first song I bought: I don't feel like dancing - Scissor Sisters (Lol, Brett knows the words by heart to "Karma Chameleon", so no surprises he loves this)

Favourite thing: Beating my old man at anything

Other sports I follow: Any Sport (even Lacrosse?????)

What I did in the off-season: A lot of relaxing (Shouldn't you be training??? Isn't what first grade footballers do?????)

What you don't know about me: Well they don't call me the snake for nothing (Awful attempt at sexual innuendo)

Big Brother Manly -
Who would be first out: Michael Monaghan (Don't you like him???)

Who would win: Travis Burns (Was that to annoy me, Weed Boy?)

Who would star in a movie about you: Jim Carey (I suppose Jim could cross his eyes for the part......)

Words of wisdom for 2007: One Team One Dream (so cliched and obvious)

 

[wittyfan]

Rather amusing I must say Witty.

But really common, you've gotta get over your grievances with Rook and Stewie. Move on.

Not until January 1st.

 

[Sea Eagle Scuba]

Not until January 1st.

Does that include the Manly forum

 

[Sea Eagle Scuba]

Here's a pic for ya Witty. Your favourite :lol:

 

[wittyfan]

What's that germ doing with his hands?????

 

[Sea Eagle Scuba]

Wouldn't you like to know :lol:!

 

[wittyfan]

It looks like a deformed attempt at a "That's Gold".

 

[wittyz chick]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Wittyfan that cracked me up :lol:

Made my night a whole lot better

 

[wittyfan]

Mmmm.....there's a hot pic of Liam in today' paper.

He's looking so much fitter in the arms!

 

[wittyfan]

 

[wittyz chick]

Mmmm that was a great photo and story of Liam this morning ... I can't wait to see him next year

 

[Alba]

I'd tap Dallas McIllwain tbh

 

[wittyfan]

Dallas is hot!

 

[Hallatia]

where the hell did this thread come from?

 

[wittyfan]

It's been in here for two years.

 

[Hallatia]

it was the first I have seen of it, (I am new) and might I say, I am impressed

 

[[furrycat]]

I should delete it.

 

[Hallatia]

I should delete it.

Dear Furry,

I get the sudden impression that you have gone on a power trip.
That is all.

Love,
"Super Locky"