A guy is standing at the urinal in the pub where he sees a leprechaun with the most enormous member hed ever seen. The leprechaun zips up and the man asks him if hes a real leprechaun. The little man says, Aye, Im a leprechaun. I can grant you three wishes. Cool, comes the reply. What do I need to do? Well, havin such a large one makes it a bit awkward with the ladies, the thing not fittin an all. Ill grant you three wishes if you wouldnt mind helpin me across the line, so to speak. The man is a bit taken aback, but agrees, and goes down on his knees. When hes done, the little man walks off. The guy says, Hey, what about my three wishes? The leprechaun asks, How old are you, me boy? 25, he says. Well lad, arent you a bit old to still be believin in leprechauns?
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