Immortal said:
Hell yeah. (even though I've only been to one in my life... but I don't need to go to any to know how great boobs are).
I went to the Love Machine in Kings Cross.
All the girls were good looking... cept the last one. She ha to be the ugliest thing I've seen in my life (think the alien from Predator...). She made me got on stage & whip her :lol: I kept hitting her on the arse with it & she kept yawning. I was like " F*ck this ! "
I wound it right up... BOOM !
" Aaah.. don't do it that hard ! " :lol: I showed her.
lol, i had a similar experience...
A whole bunch of us waltzed into a place called "Pure Platinum" which is a pretty classy strip joint located near Darling Harbour if i remember correctly.
We get settled in for a decent night when a barmaid offers us, get this, complementary chicken wings (lol). We had a little giggle and accepted her offerings. Anyways, we move closer to the stage to get a better "view" and one of the strippers wanted one of my mates to give her a little slap on the ass. What does my mate do?? This little love tap that wouldn't wake a baby. I dive over 3 of my mates with a king slap that could be heard over the music and crowd.
It could have easily been seen differently through the bouncers eyes. I ws pretty lucky that night...