94: Superthread 9 I

[The Preacher]

That gives you time to post, "f**k up Monk"

 

[Misanthrope]

I hope you dont mind if I weigh in on this champ

What I think you really need to do in this situation, speaking from personal experience in a very similar scenario, is to stop the physical stuff all together. Friends with benefits is great if both parties can keep feelings at a distance but once real attachments are formed what was once a nice, fun arrangement can quickly turn very messy as you are no doubt experiencing right now.

I know being a guy makes us especially vunerable to thinking with our wangs instead of with our heads and when sex is offered up on a plate it is very hard to knock back. However bro the craving for physical contact and "closeness" your talking about is messing with your head and giving into it with a girl who you obviously want to be with but is unwilling to give her all to you is selling yourself short in a massive way.

Now if you hold back with the sexy time, I know it is a tough gig to do, it just may get the message across that she doesnt get all of you until she grows a pair (so to speak) and makes a decision on who and where she wants to be. As long as the other guy is in the picture and real feelings are involved the 2 of you will be dancing in circles and never be able to move forward. Take it from someone who has been there and has come out the other side.

Good luck mate

Cheers for the advice, mate. I'll try and put it into action when I next see her in two weeks. Perhaps after some 'welcome home' fun. Two weeks is a long time

 

[Timmah]

Hehehe... he said wang.

 

[Joker's Wild]

Cheers for the advice, mate. I'll try and put it into action when I next see her in two weeks. Perhaps after some 'welcome home' fun. Two weeks is a long time

No probs champ.

Ladies have a knack of frakin with our heads at the best of times, doubly so the ones who are otherwise attached.

Perhaps flaunting the chesty cheerleader around some would have the desired effect also, at the very least it will give "Little Misanthrope" something else to aim for ;-)

 

[Jobdog]

"Little Misanthrope"

:lol: :lol:

 

[McLovin]

Spiders crawling up the side of the bowl whilst i'm on the crapper are no good...

 

[Misanthrope]

Perhaps flaunting the chesty cheerleader around some would have the desired effect also, at the very least it will give "Little Misanthrope" something else to aim for

Bwahaha. I shall see her tonight and see how it goes. Despite the fact this South African lass has a boyfriend back home, I still feel like I'd be cheating on her if stuff happened with the cheerleader. Not that it hasn't already :-S

 

[Jobdog]

Spiders crawling up the side of the bowl whilst i'm on the crapper are no good...

You jumped off the crapper and in the process, sh!t yourself, didn't you :shock:

 

[Dutchy]

f**k up Monk

 

[McLovin]

You jumped off the crapper and in the process, sh!t yourself, didn't you :shock:

I actually flushed the bastard down with it. Knowing what i ate last night, it wouldn't surprise me if it mutated and evolved into some sort of half man half spider mutation in the sewers...

 

[Misanthrope]

Alright guys and dolls, I'm about to catch the train to Seoul so I can fly out to China tomorrow. I'm sure I'll find some internet access there but if I don't, have an awesome week and I will see you all in August!

 

[Monk]

f**k up Monk

Hi Dutch :nwave:

Care for a drink?

 

[Monk]

That gives you time to post, "f**k up Monk"

Hi Wannabe Dutch :nwave:

Care for a ](*,)

 

[McLovin]

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f**k

 

[Bazal]

:lol: at Scumnulla Sardines

 

[Kiki]

dutchy has been smsing me, hes totally missing you guys. aww.

 

[Bazal]

I really should let him out of pants.....:sarcasm:

 

[Kiki]

i reckon that would be an alright place to be imprisoned.

 

[Bazal]

Well, Dutchy seems to think so....

 

[Bazal]

Also, in the absence of Dutchy, I've decided I should be the forum drunk until such time as he returns or my liver does a runner. So, I'm drunk. Good night.