A Moment of Reflection

[gregstar]

Whilst in the shower milking the unemployed last night (I've sent the equivalent of the entire world's population into the Brisbane River & Moreton Bay in wrigglers) I had a profound thought.

Outside of signing Creeping Jesus, what the f*Ck has our board done that's worked since the forming of the joint venture?

Take a shower & work that one out.

 

[Dorothy the Winowhore]

I advise everyone to stop eating Moreton Bay bugs now......

 

[muzby]

I advise everyone to stop eating Moreton Bay bugs now......

I had always wondered why Moreton bay bugs were saltier than Balmain bugs..

 

[blacksafake]

Whilst in the shower milking the unemployed last night (I've sent the equivalent of the entire world's population into the Brisbane River & Moreton Bay in wrigglers) I had a profound thought.

Outside of signing Creeping Jesus, what the f*Ck has our board done that's worked since the forming of the joint venture?

Take a shower & work that one out.

Please keep your thriving sex life to yourself & stop bragging.

 

[Eatons Hill Dragon]

Whilst in the shower milking the unemployed last night (I've sent the equivalent of the entire world's population into the Brisbane River & Moreton Bay in wrigglers) I had a profound thought.

Outside of signing Creeping Jesus, what the f*Ck has our board done that's worked since the forming of the joint venture?

Take a shower & work that one out.

Well at least someone enjoyed a victory last night.
A tip for you, it’s like Tennis and more enjoyable playing with a partner rather than solo

 

[Willow]

Whilst in the shower milking the unemployed last night (I've sent the equivalent of the entire world's population into the Brisbane River & Moreton Bay in wrigglers) I had a profound thought.

 

[hazzbeen]

Well at least someone enjoyed a victory last night.
A tip for you, it’s like Tennis and more enjoyable playing with a partner rather than solo

This what our whole Club do , solo and with each other ....

 

[Gareth67]

This what our whole Club do , solo and with each other ....

I have often thought that they were a pack of backwoods hillbilly's .

 

[gregstar]

LOL!

Speaking of pythons.

Michael Palin is my favorite Python of the lot.

 

[Coffs dragon]

What a wank of a thread!

 

[Blood Shot Eyes]

Maybe they need to take the showers out of our dressing room....theres to many players taken them before the game starts

 

[gregstar]

A tip for you, it’s like Tennis and more enjoyable playing with a partner rather than solo

I derive little to no enjoyment anymore.

Despite pills & erection injections my wife simply points, laughs, rolls over & goes to sleep.
I find this insulting given I've provided her with some of the best two & a half seconds of enjoyment throughout our marriage.
You would have thought with my shriveled, discolored toothpick, drooping above my pendulous nads, she'd be a fire-breathing whore but alas shaking hands with the unemployed is all I have left.

I have followed a friend's advice though. I grab an elastic band. I tie one end around my schlong & the other around my ankle & go jogging.

 

[hazzbeen]

What a wank of a thread!

You beat me to it ....

 

[Coffs dragon]

You beat me to it ....

No Haz, Gregstar did the beating!

 

[Old Timer]

I did reflect and then I decided to reflect on that which I had reflected on and upon reflection of that I decided there was in fact nothing to reflect on.

Now I do think there are more than enough things to "deflect" on and in time almost everything that can be, will be will be deflected and after the deflections are even deflected our club will then reflect and deflect whilst they sign Dean Young to a 8 year contract to show their is no nepotism and that they BOD are as 1 and would be more than happy to see Mc Gregor's 7 year legacy broken immediately.

 

[gregstar]

Are you Jowls' old man by chance?

 

[Inisai Toga]

I derive little to no enjoyment anymore.

Despite pills & erection injections my wife simply points, laughs, rolls over & goes to sleep.
I find this insulting given I've provided her with some of the best two & a half seconds of enjoyment throughout our marriage.
You would have thought with my shriveled, discolored toothpick, drooping above my pendulous nads, she'd be a fire-breathing whore but alas shaking hands with the unemployed is all I have left.

I have followed a friend's advice though. I grab an elastic band. I tie one end around my schlong & the other around my ankle & go jogging.

I was going to write something about the game, but I’ve now lost my train of thought!