A poem from the west.

[ozzie]

If they scrap the cap, I wonder if Freddy will come back to Penrith to finish his career? The only problem is.......Freddy wouldn't make the starting 13 at Penrith. He might just sneak onto the bench if we have a few injuries.

It's the old story Fibroman - who cares a crap what you say...we don't

 

[Fibroman]

If they scrap the cap, I wonder if Freddy will come back to Penrith to finish his career? The only problem is.......Freddy wouldn't make the starting 13 at Penrith. He might just sneak onto the bench if we have a few injuries.

It's the old story Fibroman - who cares a crap what you say...we don't

The only problem with your theory Ozzie, is that you continue to take my comments to heart and reply to them. Obviously you do give a crap. And so you should. Fibro is a man of wisdom, you should all listen and take note. Give up the latte and the Country Road, and get on the VB twist tops and flannos. 8)

 

[ozzie]

how about pain killers and asprin...they work wonders sometimes!!

 

[Fibroman]

I heard you yuppies are ' pill poppers' from way back when. Fibro on the other hand just settles for a bex and a good lie down.

 

[bulldogbob]

I really don't understand what most of you rootster supporters are on about, you've only won one premiership in over 20 years, got a coach who has done time at the raiders and bulldogs, got a coaching director or what ever Gus is, due to so called debts he amounted at the Easts club, a bunch of players who have shown no loyalty to clubs from which they hail from, and probably would'nt give a stuff about your club, if the cap was lifted and dollars were flashed in their eyes, and you've got the audacity to take low jabes at other supporters on a personal level because you really don't know what rugby league is all about.

 

[The Backpacker]

For some reason I can't get the childish strains of "Bob...the Bulldog" out of my head. Damn that insipid little builder. :lol:

 

[Fibroman]

I really don't understand what most of you rootster supporters are on about, you've only won one premiership in over 20 years, got a coach who has done time at the raiders and bulldogs, got a coaching director or what ever Gus is, due to so called debts he amounted at the Easts club, a bunch of players who have shown no loyalty to clubs from which they hail from, and probably would'nt give a stuff about your club, if the cap was lifted and dollars were flashed in their eyes, and you've got the audacity to take low jabes at other supporters on a personal level because you really don't know what rugby league is all about.

Couldn't have put it better myself. People from the western suburbs and public schools understand rugby league. That's where the passion is.

 

[Fibroman]

I love a fibro country
A town of houso flats
With backyards full of junk
With dogs and feral cats

I love that trip to Centrelink
Every second week
I never tell about my cash in hand
Or the jobs I didn't seek

My fridge is always full of beer
VB mid-necks if you please
There isn't any food in there
Not even a slice of cheese

My mates and me, we hit the pub
Nearly every day
My de-facto has to put up with it
She doesn't get a say

My desert boots are my pride and joy
With uggies, Romes and thongs
If the fridge runs dry of beer
We'll have to smoke some bongs

I am a fashion statement
With goatee and mullet in place
My arms are covered in jail tattoos
With blue tear drops on my face

I hope you never cross me
I am an angry man
I sure can go the knuckle
I'm Reg Regans biggest fan

And when I'm at the footy
I'm on the hill, right next to the bar
Last week I drank 14 beers
But 12 is normally par

I cheer for my beloved Pamffers
Down at Pemriff Park
Then I go to the club all night
And stumble home in the dark

We won the prize in 91
We left the Raiders in our wake
Roycie picked up his second meat pie
After MG made a break

03 was the same result
Satters tackle turned the game
The goosters simply turned it up
The Sunsilk set only wanted fame

In 2004 it on again
Pamffer fans will be on their feet
Goosters fans will be in coffee shops
With bums pressed firmly on seats.


Thankyou. 8)

 

[Penelope Pittstop]

Well Done Fibro, that's a bloody CLASSIC. :lol:

I'm going to use my 'Hole in the Bucket' for my Forum 7's article. [I think]

 

[Fibroman]

Thanks PP, just doin my best.

 

[Fibroman]

was a young lady from sydney
who took it right up to the kidney
till a man from quebec
shoved it up to her neck
now he had a big one now didn't he.

...oh, that was a nice little song...
sing us another one
just like the other one
sing us another one do...

 

[The Backpacker]

Well that contribution was worth the time it took you type it. :roll:

 

[Fibroman]

I've got a million of 'em, but they are all a bit rude. Fibro was very popular on footy bus trips.

 

[melon....]

Twas the week before Christmas
and all through Bondi
Not a Rooster to be seen
Enough to make a grown yuppie cry

But...look on the beach
With a head like a snapper
Could it be Minnicello
No it's only the backpacker

And there's another one
with a tri coloured cozzie
I think it's Craig Wing
No, it's only Ozzie.

So where's all the pretty boys?
Cayless with his curls
There's nothing pretty to be seen
Not even roostargirls

So what's a boy from the west to do?
How much can he cop?
He's looking for goosters fans
Where is Penelope Pittstop?

To go missing at Christmas
Is really a sin
Not a yuppie in sight
What about Roosterphin?

But wait..I see a yuppie
and there's another one by the name of STSAE
So throw down a beer, and let off a cheer
Because you know St Fibroman soon will be here.

Merry Christmas everyone and a big BAH HUMBUG to you all. :?

Not bad Fibro boy but I am not a yuppie ;-)

No your a 3eyed Guppy!

 

[ozzie]

The best things in life are free
but that means nothing to Sydney City


Now gimme money THAT'S WHAT I WANT
that's what I want THAT'S WHAT I WANT
that's what I want, ye-ye-yeh
that's what I want.

Money don't get everything it's true.
So remove the Salary Cap or else we'll sue
So gimme money THAT'S WHAT I WANT
a little money THAT'S WHAT I WANT
that's what I want, ye-ye-yeh
that's what I want.
Yeh gimme money THAT'S WHAT I WANT
a little money THAT'S WHAT I WANT
that's what I want THAT'S WHAT I WANT
so gimme money THAT'S WHAT I WANT
that's what I want, ye-ye-yeh
that's what I want.

solo


Nick Polatis aint too thrilled
This salary cap just means more bills
Now gimme money THAT'S WHAT I WANT
that's what I want THAT'S WHAT I WANT
that's what I want, ye-ye-yeh
that's what I want.


Sydney City are gods to you
so get rid of the salary cap before they sue!
So gimme money THAT'S WHAT I WANT
a little money THAT'S WHAT I WANT
that's what I want, ye-ye-yeh
that's what I want.
Yeh gimme money THAT'S WHAT I WANT
a little money THAT'S WHAT I WANT
that's what I want THAT'S WHAT I WANT
so gimme money THAT'S WHAT I WANT
that's what I want, ye-ye-yeh
that's what I want.

geez i missed this one - and this coming from a fan of a club that paid over $9m to try and win a premiership and guess what -

Parra came away empty handed...

 

[ozzie]

I've got a million of 'em, but they are all a bit rude. Fibro was very popular on footy bus trips.

in his own mind!!! actually they were wondering where they could dump him off at!! Penrith sewerage works - down a cliff?? over the edge of the Jamieson Valley??

 

[Fibroman]

I've got a million of 'em, but they are all a bit rude. Fibro was very popular on footy bus trips.

in his own mind!!! actually they were wondering where they could dump him off at!! Penrith sewerage works - down a cliff?? over the edge of the Jamieson Valley??

Thanks Ozzie. Jealousy is a dead set curse!

You've got about as much pump as an asthma spray. How bout you come up with something that rhymes?