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My father grew oranges I grew opinions. I am not a AFL hater, my scrapbook respects all sports, theres no doubting that. AFL is currently hovering below low lying clouds and heavy fog. The game has been kidnapped by over bearing coaches who value their white boards and their computer analysis over their players. These coaches are probably like Paul Langmack the astute South Sydney coach who claimed to be working on his game plane until 3am in the morning, the rumour was he used the Clip Art childrens program but that story is for another day.
Coaches who value Taggers belong to the lower echelons of the human development chain. These players are simply pawns in the process and they are forced to put away their bag of skills and bring game down to junk yard standards. If I wanted to I could replace the Tagging player with a stray dog who could be sent out there to annoy the hell out of one player and bark and fart on him and all the other little niggle that goes on. The stray dog or Tagger have a strikingly similar effect. Just like the stray dog it wouldnt surprise me to see these coaches ordering these players into the corner of the dressing room to tuck into a packet of dog biscuits or chew on a stick such is the mentality these players are forced to play with. From the Adelaide v Carlton game on the weekend I would have forced the ground announcer to play the Super League theme song at halftime When two tribes go to war such was the pathetic plight of the contest. In my scrapbook at halftime I had taken a number of stats from the game
· Scrums Adelaide 6-4
· Rucks and Mauls Carlton 11-2
· Skill level Mediocre
· Flow None
* Amount of times i had switched over to old re runs of a Country practice - 7
As far as I am concerned if Carlton had had John Eales out their they would of taken home the Arnetts biscuits. Paul Roos and his bunch of brave ambassadors for the code should be wearing headgear to match their style of play. The fact that they have bought home the bacon 5 times this year should not disguise the fact this is rotten bacon, bacon that the likes of West Harbour take home and munch on after beating Penrith 18-12 in a tryless sydney club rugby game at Concord Oval in front of a gathering of family, friends, reject West Tigers players and Don Smallgoods associates.
I give credit to great crusaders such as Terry Wallace for the attractive football Richmond are playing, the fact is he and the rightly outspoken Sam Newman are upholding the morals of the game and both are fine role models for the code and people in which kids no doubt are inspired by. The fact is I am becoming disenchanted by the AFL at First Grade level, I enjoyed watching Western Suburbs play At Henson Park on Fox Footy as they played like they were a free spirit, not bogged down by over zealous assistant defensive coordinators, faith healers, special teams coaches and dexterity experts. Sometimes I just wish coaches would listen to Bob Marely before the game, smoke some good stuff, and come to the game in a relaxed mood, instructing their players to simply Do your best mun AFL would be much better for it.
AFL needs to rediscover its roots, The Western Oval which was later re named Whitten Oval was a pert of the heart and soul of the game, it was the sort of game you could sit on the concrete hill, eat your hot dog in piece and not have to worry about the ground announcer advertising James Hirds latest fashion range as the speakers were often not working. Yes, I was a Fitzroy fan, I am probably still bitter at their demise, but I realize they were flat on their feet as the curtain came down on them in 1996.
I repeat I dont hate AFL, I just dont enjoy the modern games tactical rubbish which limits players to become like robots. The next time I Adelaide play Carlton or Sydney I will be sipping rums in Jamaica, claimbing mountains in Nepal, watching old re runs of Fitzroys 119-118 triumph over the Kangaroos ar Princess Park in 1993 or I will be bringing Bob Marley down under for the pre game speech.
Cheers guys
Coaches who value Taggers belong to the lower echelons of the human development chain. These players are simply pawns in the process and they are forced to put away their bag of skills and bring game down to junk yard standards. If I wanted to I could replace the Tagging player with a stray dog who could be sent out there to annoy the hell out of one player and bark and fart on him and all the other little niggle that goes on. The stray dog or Tagger have a strikingly similar effect. Just like the stray dog it wouldnt surprise me to see these coaches ordering these players into the corner of the dressing room to tuck into a packet of dog biscuits or chew on a stick such is the mentality these players are forced to play with. From the Adelaide v Carlton game on the weekend I would have forced the ground announcer to play the Super League theme song at halftime When two tribes go to war such was the pathetic plight of the contest. In my scrapbook at halftime I had taken a number of stats from the game
· Scrums Adelaide 6-4
· Rucks and Mauls Carlton 11-2
· Skill level Mediocre
· Flow None
* Amount of times i had switched over to old re runs of a Country practice - 7
As far as I am concerned if Carlton had had John Eales out their they would of taken home the Arnetts biscuits. Paul Roos and his bunch of brave ambassadors for the code should be wearing headgear to match their style of play. The fact that they have bought home the bacon 5 times this year should not disguise the fact this is rotten bacon, bacon that the likes of West Harbour take home and munch on after beating Penrith 18-12 in a tryless sydney club rugby game at Concord Oval in front of a gathering of family, friends, reject West Tigers players and Don Smallgoods associates.
I give credit to great crusaders such as Terry Wallace for the attractive football Richmond are playing, the fact is he and the rightly outspoken Sam Newman are upholding the morals of the game and both are fine role models for the code and people in which kids no doubt are inspired by. The fact is I am becoming disenchanted by the AFL at First Grade level, I enjoyed watching Western Suburbs play At Henson Park on Fox Footy as they played like they were a free spirit, not bogged down by over zealous assistant defensive coordinators, faith healers, special teams coaches and dexterity experts. Sometimes I just wish coaches would listen to Bob Marely before the game, smoke some good stuff, and come to the game in a relaxed mood, instructing their players to simply Do your best mun AFL would be much better for it.
AFL needs to rediscover its roots, The Western Oval which was later re named Whitten Oval was a pert of the heart and soul of the game, it was the sort of game you could sit on the concrete hill, eat your hot dog in piece and not have to worry about the ground announcer advertising James Hirds latest fashion range as the speakers were often not working. Yes, I was a Fitzroy fan, I am probably still bitter at their demise, but I realize they were flat on their feet as the curtain came down on them in 1996.
I repeat I dont hate AFL, I just dont enjoy the modern games tactical rubbish which limits players to become like robots. The next time I Adelaide play Carlton or Sydney I will be sipping rums in Jamaica, claimbing mountains in Nepal, watching old re runs of Fitzroys 119-118 triumph over the Kangaroos ar Princess Park in 1993 or I will be bringing Bob Marley down under for the pre game speech.
Cheers guys