All coming thick and fast now - Cheats never prosper

[DragonLady]

A fan rang the Melbourne Storm office asking for some Storm merchandise.

"We've got lots of Jerseys, and some shorts, but we haven't had any Caps for about 5 years"
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Have you heard that the Melbourne Storm are going to feature on the latest Masterchef? Their specialty is cooking the books.
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What’s the difference between a triangle and the Melbourne Storm????? At least a triangle has 3 points.
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The 4th season of Underbelly will be set in Melbourne and tells of organised fraud and corruption. It'll be called UnderBellamy: A Tale Of Two Books.

 

[Spartan - Dragon]

lol

 

[R&WTILLIDIE]

What's the difference between Melbourne Storm and a toothpick? A toothpick has 2 points.

 

[St. Benny]

Cameron smith "Craig, how are we supposed to go out there every week and know no matter how hard we try we won't get any points?" Bellamy "I don't know I will call Ricky Stuart"

best one i've heard so far :lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[j0nesy]

What's purple and blue, has 50 legs and can't climb a ladder?

The Melbourne Storm.

 

[DragonLady]

Hey diddle diddle, the Storm's books were fiddled,
the salary cap soared to the moon.
The auditor frowned to see such greed,
so the Storm ended up with the spoon!

 

[RedVDave]

Weather forecast for the rest of the NRL season: Fine & Sunny with no chance of Storm.

 

[kiwidragon]

The 4th season of underbelly will be set in Melbourne about fraud and corruption.
It will be called underbellamy - the tale of two books