AlwaysGreen presents: Choices.

[AlwaysGreen]

Here are some teasers for you wonderful peeps. Answering neither is a cop out. One word answers are adequate but eloborating will prove much more fun and revealing.

Would you rather:

Be attacked by a crocodile or a shark? Crocodile. I reckon the death roll would be kind of fun.
Have no arms or no legs? Legs. You might not be able to walk but at least you could still masterbate.
Die by being skinned alive or burnt alive? Burnt. Quicker and more aromatic.
Be sexually violated by a pineapple or a rodent? Pineapple. It might be bigger and pricklier but at least it doesn't have teeth.
Cop a baseball bat to the face or genitals? Genitals. Bruising is better than smashed bones.
Eat poo or vomit? Vomit. It came from your mouth so its not as gross as poo.
Spend a night in a room with Ivan Milat or Cliffhanger? Its obvious isn't it?


Enjoy.

 

[Hallatia]

if you are female, wouldn't the baseball bat break bones in either region?

 

[AlwaysGreen]

if you are female, wouldn't the baseball bat break bones in either region?

Just answer the questions.

 

[Hallatia]

I haven't decided on my answers to the questions yet

 

[dogslife]

This thread has some legs, I expect it to take off

 

[AlwaysGreen]

This thread has some legs, I expect it to take off

Wouldn't something need wings to take off?

 

[Raider_69]

Be attacked by a crocodile or a shark? Shark, it seems cooler to escape one of them if i live

Have no arms or no legs? Legs, still gotta wank right?

Die by being skinned alive or burnt alive? Skinned, one of my worst fears it to be burnt alive.

Be sexually violated by a pineapple or a rodent? Rodent, thing can move, never know, i might enjoy it!

Cop a baseball bat to the face or genitals? Genitals. A face like mine doesnt need anymore damage

Eat poo or vomit? Vomit. It just seems more acceptable

Spend a night in a room with Ivan Milat or Cliffhanger? Ivan. No doubt.

Enjoy.

 

[Mr Fourex]

Yawn..........

 

[adamkungl]

neither.

 

[joshie]

I will throw you a bone AG.


Be attacked by a crocodile or a shark? Shark. Because if you survive somehow, a much cooler story.
Have no arms or no legs? Arms. I'd be be able to run and walk places, plus they invented fake arms.
Die by being skinned alive or burnt alive? Burnt. Quicker and more aromatic.
Be sexually violated by a pineapple or a rodent? Rodent. Obviously, teeth > prickles.
Cop a baseball bat to the face or genitals? Face. I want kids.
Eat poo or vomit? Vomit. Have done before after i spewed in a bucket they were all shouting cadbury, so I drunk it, and they all started vomiting.
Spend a night in a room with Ivan Milat or Cliffhanger? Ivan Milat. The other option is Cliffhanger ffs.

 

[Cliffhanger]

It's funny how AG frequently complains about my attention seeking and then goes out of his way to take a jab at me. I may be an attention seeker, but clearly I'm pretty damn good at it.

 

[Twizzle]

you're good at attracting some weirdos

I reckon its becuase they secretly have a crucsh on you but just cant admit it so its their way of saying..............................................wassup

 

[Mr Fourex]

you're good at attracting some weirdos

I reckon its becuase they secretly have a crucsh on you but just cant admit it so its their way of saying..............................................wassup

:lol:

 

[Silent Knight]

Be attacked by a crocodile or a shark? Crocodile. At least you'd die more quickly by drowning in the death roll than by suffering massive trauma after a great white slams into your side. You can't see a thing because your blood is drifting through the water and you're literally shaking with terror wondering when the bastard will circle back and finish the job.
Have no arms or no legs? Legs. Lieutenant Dan out of Forrest Gump was f*cking cool. Just get pushed around in a wheelchair by your dumbass friend while you knock down JD and cuss and swear at random people in the street. Throw a Sh*t Happens sticker on that wheelchair bud. You could always get legs made out titanium alloy later on anyway. Winning.
Die by being skinned alive or burnt alive? Burnt and I'm hoping it would be in a house fire at night. The smoke would kill you before the flames got to you, hell I might not even wake up in time to save myself. Wake up and I'm in heaven, or at the very least enjoy a nice sleep for the rest of eternity.
Be sexually violated by a pineapple or a rodent? Pineapple. Hitler didn't seem to mind it in Little Nicky, and if a rodent bites you up there chances are the wound will become infected and cause you more grief as time goes by.
Cop a baseball bat to the face or genitals? Face. If I had to go see the girlfriend I'd just wear a brown paper bag over my head while we did the act, grateful that I still had service from the most important part of my body. A brown paper bag is an ideal solution to hide the awful truth that I would have as many teeth left in my mouth as a Souffs fan.
Eat poo or vomit? Vomit. Last time I vomited it kind of tasted like potato wedges. I like potato wedges. Po-ta-toes.
Spend a night in a room with Ivan Milat or Cliffhanger? Cliffhanger said I could have crashed the night in her basement if I needed accommodation for Soundgarden in Sydney. Her basement is probably a sex dungeon. Sounds kind of kinky, I wouldn't mind the pain because nothing could bring me down after experiencing the legendary Soundgarden. I'd be chained up to the wall with a dirty big grin on my face while the crag hag whipped me.

 

[Cliffhanger]

Nah we would have just shagged all night to Louder than Love.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

It's funny how AG frequently complains about my attention seeking and then goes out of his way to take a jab at me. I may be an attention seeker, but clearly I'm pretty damn good at it.

How's that ignore function treating ya?

 

[madunit]

This thread is shittier than moffo's mop

 

[AlwaysGreen]

It started off well :sarcasm:

 

[madunit]

So did the nazi's plan to take over europe.

Next time you have a great idea for a thread, put your head in the toilet and give it a full flush first.