An FFB Double Wedding

[Misanthrope]

I have no f**king memory of this. I do believe she's married and has a baby with a lovely Fijian now.

The one that got away. Sniff

 

[Drew-Sta]

Best revive ever.

Also, Dani and Bazal - who would've guessed :sarcasm:

 

[Misanthrope]

Best revive ever.

Also, Dani and Bazal - who would've guessed :sarcasm:

I literally have no recollection, even now I found the thread, of ever joking about marrying dyslexie.

I do remember randy chicken, ironically.

 

[Dani]

Dibs on marrying Alba.

Still stand by this

 

[Misanthrope]

Still stand by this

Does it still stand after she has been married? Or is it reset and a new dibs required?

If it's the latter: dibs.

 

[Apey]

What the f**k is this thread, I've never seen it in my life. *scrolls down a few posts from OP*

...wat?

I have absolutely no memory of this thread :lol:

 

[Eelementary]

Still stand by this

As do I.

 

[Misanthrope]

And I!

 

[Eelementary]

And I!

We need to combine our considerable forces and make it happen, Mis.

And before anyone asks - no, that is not a penis euphemism.

Although...

 

[Alba]

Hmmmmmmmm

 

[Dragon2010]

So what are we looking at then? Like a triple wedding or something?

 

[Misanthrope]

We need to combine our considerable forces and make it happen, Mis.

And before anyone asks - no, that is not a penis euphemism.

Although...

I get her Monday and Tuesday, and every other weekend. We play rock-scissors-paper to decide Wednesdays.

Deal?

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

I had a similar deal once. We called her 'Fridays raffle'.

FTR I had Thursdays and Saturdays.

 

[Eelementary]

I get her Monday and Tuesday, and every other weekend. We play rock-scissors-paper to decide Wednesdays.

Deal?

Deal.

But when there's a tie on the doorknob, it means I'm out of handcuffs - could you stop by the store and pick up some rope?

 

[Eelementary]

Hmmmmmmmm

Not keen?

 

[MsAnneThrope]

Who is this bitch? I'll kill her!

 

[Twizzle]

Who is this bitch? I'll kill her!

f**k, you're ugly