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It's that time of year again, when well worn favorites such as 'Jingle Bells' and 'Santa Claus is coming to town' are playing, as well as Christmas hits from artists like Cliff Richard, Wham and Elvis Presley. This thread is dedicated to all those songs out there that you WON'T be able to find on any Christmas compilations disc, nor will you hear children singing them round the piano at family gatherings- Merry Christmas to you all!
ACDC 'Mistress for Christmas'
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the day
I just can't wait till christmas time
When i can grope you in the hay (when i can roll you in the hay)
Easy come, easy go
Have a good time with lots of dough
Slippin' up high, slippin' down low
Love'm and leave'm on with the show
Listen, i like female form in minimum dress
Money to spend with a capital "s"
Get a date with the woman in red
Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed (one of me in heaven...)
He got it, i want it
They got it, i can't have it
But i want it, but it don't matter
She got it, and i can't [get | have] it
I want a mistress for christmas
I want a mistress for christmas(ooh yeah, haha yeah I want a mistress for christmas, come on)
Easy come, easy go
Slippin' high, slippin' low(yeah, aw right)
He got it, i want it
They got it, i can't have it
I want it, don't matter
She got it, and i can't get it -
Mistress, he got it, i want it
For christmas, they got it, and i can't have it
Mistress, but i want it, it don't matter
For christmas, she got it, and i can't get a
Mistress for christmas
You know what i'm talkin' about
Mistress for christmas
You gotta send me down, you gotta send me down
Mistress for christmas
I want the woman in red (i want a woman in the rear,)
With bow in my bed with a bottle of my beer)
Mistress for christmas
I can hear you coming down my smoke stack
I wanna ride on your raindeer honey and ring the bells
WEIRD AL YANKOVICH- 'Christmas at Ground Zero'
It's Christmas at Ground Zero
There's music in the air
The sleigh bells are ringin' and the carolers are singin'
While the air raid sirens blare
It's Christmas at Ground Zero
The button has been pressed
The radio just let us know
That this is not a test
Everywhere the atom bombs are droppin'
It's the end of all humanity
No more time for last minute shoppin'
It's time to face your final destiny
Well, it's Christmas at Ground Zero
There's panic in the crowd
We can dodge debris while we trim the tree
Underneath a mushroom cloud [siren]
You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop
Or Jack Frost on your windowsill
But if someone's climbin' down your chimney
You better load your gun and shoot to kill
Oh, it's Christmas at Ground Zero
And if the radiation level's okay
I'll go out with you and see the all new
Mutations on New Year's Day
It's Christmas at Ground Zero
Just seconds left to goI'll duck and cover with my yuletide lover
Underneath the mistletoe
It's Christmas at Ground ZeroNow the missiles are on their way
What a crazy fluke we're gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday
What a crazy fluke we're gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday
BLINK 182- 'Happy Holidays you Bastard'
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two f**king presents
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two f**king presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
I really f**king hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again (unless your Dad will s**k me off)
I'll never talk to you again (unless your Mom will touch my c**k)
I'll never talk to you again (e****late into a sock)
I'll never talk to you again
It's Labor Day and my Grandpa just ate seven f**king hotdogs
Labor Day and my Grandpa just ate seven f**king hotdogs
And he s**t, s**t, s**t his pants
He's always f**king s**t his pants
And I'll never talk to you again (unless your Dad will s**k me off)
I'll never talk to you again (unless your Mom will touch my c**k)
I'll never talk to you again (e****late into a sock)
I'll never talk to you again,
I'll never talk to you again.
ACDC 'Mistress for Christmas'
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the day
I just can't wait till christmas time
When i can grope you in the hay (when i can roll you in the hay)
Easy come, easy go
Have a good time with lots of dough
Slippin' up high, slippin' down low
Love'm and leave'm on with the show
Listen, i like female form in minimum dress
Money to spend with a capital "s"
Get a date with the woman in red
Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed (one of me in heaven...)
He got it, i want it
They got it, i can't have it
But i want it, but it don't matter
She got it, and i can't [get | have] it
I want a mistress for christmas
I want a mistress for christmas(ooh yeah, haha yeah I want a mistress for christmas, come on)
Easy come, easy go
Slippin' high, slippin' low(yeah, aw right)
He got it, i want it
They got it, i can't have it
I want it, don't matter
She got it, and i can't get it -
Mistress, he got it, i want it
For christmas, they got it, and i can't have it
Mistress, but i want it, it don't matter
For christmas, she got it, and i can't get a
Mistress for christmas
You know what i'm talkin' about
Mistress for christmas
You gotta send me down, you gotta send me down
Mistress for christmas
I want the woman in red (i want a woman in the rear,)
With bow in my bed with a bottle of my beer)
Mistress for christmas
I can hear you coming down my smoke stack
I wanna ride on your raindeer honey and ring the bells
WEIRD AL YANKOVICH- 'Christmas at Ground Zero'
It's Christmas at Ground Zero
There's music in the air
The sleigh bells are ringin' and the carolers are singin'
While the air raid sirens blare
It's Christmas at Ground Zero
The button has been pressed
The radio just let us know
That this is not a test
Everywhere the atom bombs are droppin'
It's the end of all humanity
No more time for last minute shoppin'
It's time to face your final destiny
Well, it's Christmas at Ground Zero
There's panic in the crowd
We can dodge debris while we trim the tree
Underneath a mushroom cloud [siren]
You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop
Or Jack Frost on your windowsill
But if someone's climbin' down your chimney
You better load your gun and shoot to kill
Oh, it's Christmas at Ground Zero
And if the radiation level's okay
I'll go out with you and see the all new
Mutations on New Year's Day
It's Christmas at Ground Zero
Just seconds left to goI'll duck and cover with my yuletide lover
Underneath the mistletoe
It's Christmas at Ground ZeroNow the missiles are on their way
What a crazy fluke we're gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday
What a crazy fluke we're gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday
BLINK 182- 'Happy Holidays you Bastard'
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two f**king presents
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two f**king presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
I really f**king hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again (unless your Dad will s**k me off)
I'll never talk to you again (unless your Mom will touch my c**k)
I'll never talk to you again (e****late into a sock)
I'll never talk to you again
It's Labor Day and my Grandpa just ate seven f**king hotdogs
Labor Day and my Grandpa just ate seven f**king hotdogs
And he s**t, s**t, s**t his pants
He's always f**king s**t his pants
And I'll never talk to you again (unless your Dad will s**k me off)
I'll never talk to you again (unless your Mom will touch my c**k)
I'll never talk to you again (e****late into a sock)
I'll never talk to you again,
I'll never talk to you again.
