Any news on our new sponsor?

[El Diablo]

Omg its coming

i really hope you're not with @hindy111 atm

 

[strider]

i really hope you're not with @hindy111 atm

Hey - he never claimed to be exclusive with you

 

[El Diablo]

Hey - he never claimed to be exclusive with you

whore

 

[Gary Gutful]

Well you know the old saying: when life gives you elephant spooge, make elephant beer.

My Grandfather used to say that to me all the time...





































...whilst masturbating.

 

[El Diablo]

whilst masturbating.

him or you?

 

[Gary Gutful]

him or you?

You.

 

[strider]

ElD always has the ability to take a thread to a new level of smut

 

[El Diablo]

You.

your grandpa was telling you stories whilst giving me a handjob

 

[Gary Gutful]

your grandpa was telling you stories whilst giving me a handjob

Yes.

But only because you insisted on it.

 

[El Diablo]

Yes.

But only because you insisted on it.

which bit?

telling you stories or giving me the handjob?

 

[Gary Gutful]

which bit?

telling you stories or giving me the handjob?

A little from column A. A little from column B.

 

[El Diablo]

A little from column A. A little from column B.

so why were you watching and where was your grandma?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

She was balls deep in your arse.

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

A little from column A. A little from column B.

Column B was a little column to begin with...

 

[El Diablo]

She was balls deep in your arse.

are you saying she's a he?

 

[Gary Gutful]

FFS El D. Use your brain and stop asking stupid questions.

She was in your arse FFS!!!!

 

[El Diablo]

bareback?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Raw dog

 

[Stevie]

Wow. This thread took a turn hahaha

 

[Bazal]

Wow. This thread took a turn hahaha

This is pretty standard. After all, which of us can honestly say they haven't been in the same situation?