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mel

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dimitri said:
Generalzod said:
dimitri said:
ummm hello



your coach is stuart raper




enough said



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I'm dying of laughter :roll: :roll: :roll:

just like i am from your typical unfunny shire jokes

:roll:

That's because you have no sense of humour Dimitri. Anyway nobody cares what you think. Well done guys! :lol:
 

dimitri

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hahah

me have no sense of humour


you have no idea


its just that my humour is aimed at people with mental reading ages above 10 years old



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dimitri

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im sorry i missed a comma

wow




give yourself a gold star you twit

it's probably the first one you've ever earnt in your life
 

dimitri

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no its not

its called writing on a forum

in point form and without capitals and fullstops


it helps twits like shire fans to read my posts more clearly

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Jimbo

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What's the difference between Dimitri and a sperm?

At least a sperm has one chance in 5 billion of becoming a human being...
 

Jimbo

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So you're calling yourself a resident now?

Might as well, since you seem to spend 90% of your time here..
 

dimitri

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without one decent night club

with only one decent cafe


without any decent clothing stores or culture

without any decent jobs


there is no way that i spend 90% of my time in the shire


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dimitri said:
nulla nulla

as i suspected

most pretentious joint in the whole shire

what's to like about nulla nulla?

the too cool crowd who roll their cars up and down at all hours?

the 17 year old wankers who arent old enough to get into pubs, but ARE old enough to pose?

the over priced, crappy meals? the bad coffee?

the entire scene!!

and...and...GREG BIRD and his scummy mates

you can take nulla nulla back to kogarah
 

dimitri

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hahah

i agree about greg bird


but nulla nulla is hardly pretentious, a bit trendy (not overly) and the waiters and waitresses are really nice


i guess youre not trendy enough


:p
 

SirShire

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Dimitri, you have no class.

Nulla Nulla is the Hunters of cafes, no one with any real cred is ever seen there. Like myself, or the King, or any other of the Shire's servants
 

dimitri

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hahha

this is the funniest bullshit ive ever read

where do people of real class go?

gloria jeans?


hahahahahha
 
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dimitri said:
hahah

i agree about greg bird


but nulla nulla is hardly pretentious, a bit trendy (not overly) and the waiters and waitresses are really nice


i guess youre not trendy enough


:p

I guess so too
I swore off Nulla Nulla last meal I had there
When they started taking orders on palm pilots I thought "oh geez here we go"

Then this tacky blonde tart asked what I wanted to drink, and reading straight off the menu that she'd handed me I ordered a VB

She scolded me, "pfft, you cant drink alcohol outside"
Nevermind the fact that they do it at the other end of the mall, and that I didnt know the rules, I found her quite rude

Then the hawaiian chicken schnitzel came - meant to be ham and pineapple under melted cheese on a schnitzel

no pineapple
shit ham
almost zero chips

Then the bill came, it was like $60+ for 2 for the most underwhelming meal I've ever had - I would have preferred to eat oporto's on the beach!

Not to mention the schoolkid posers I was surrounded by

And dont get me started on Greg Bird
OK, youve got me started

I dont know if I've ever been down to that precinct and not seen that low life down there

Even Monday night 11pm I was joking with a mate "what's the bet Greg Bird is down here?"
"hah, yeah, sure, good one"

We wander into Cronulla street pizza cos gilles is closed on a monday
Sure enough, there's that dog. Greg Bird. I reckon he lives in one of those restaurants.

In other news, he's bulked up big time. Enormous upper body and arms. Even his thick head looks bigger. Shame that wont translate to ability on the field.

In closing dimitri, you can have nulla nulla, and you can have greg bird.
 

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