Lambretta
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the most poorly named product ever?
OK, if there's a squirty soap called wank juice I will agree that would be slightly worse. But Cadbury's "favourites" really shits me as a brand name
Right, tell me one f**king person whose favourite f**king chocolate is Turkish Delight? Maybe in 1943 when rationing meant you couldn't buy any chocolate, someone would have liked it. But it's putrid f**king rubbish and about as tasty as wallpaper paste.
Cherry ripe? That's just so some kids can say "yeah mum, I am eating fruit.... look". It's f**king garbage.
99% of all boxes of "Favourites" sold contain 50% of these two revolting concoctions and they're all that's left in the box 5 minutes after it's been opened. They're still there a month later. Utter gash.
But that's not the end of the rant. Minty bubbly chocolate. OK, so it's slightly more palatable than Cherry Ripe, but when was the last time you or anyone with taste buds thought "yep, I fancy mint chocolate instead of say some maltesers or a piece of dairy milk?
As for the Moro (which I adore) - how can this be a "favourite"? It was released as a "favourite" before it had ever been released as a full bar of chocolate. How can your favourite be something that doesn't exist other than as a different brand, say as a Mars bar? OK, so now they have released Moro's as full chocolate bars and yes I do buy them and love them, but they should have been an established brand before they were ever in a box called "favourites"
Is this the worst brand name ever or is there some other shite something that pisses you off more?
OK, if there's a squirty soap called wank juice I will agree that would be slightly worse. But Cadbury's "favourites" really shits me as a brand name
Right, tell me one f**king person whose favourite f**king chocolate is Turkish Delight? Maybe in 1943 when rationing meant you couldn't buy any chocolate, someone would have liked it. But it's putrid f**king rubbish and about as tasty as wallpaper paste.
Cherry ripe? That's just so some kids can say "yeah mum, I am eating fruit.... look". It's f**king garbage.
99% of all boxes of "Favourites" sold contain 50% of these two revolting concoctions and they're all that's left in the box 5 minutes after it's been opened. They're still there a month later. Utter gash.
But that's not the end of the rant. Minty bubbly chocolate. OK, so it's slightly more palatable than Cherry Ripe, but when was the last time you or anyone with taste buds thought "yep, I fancy mint chocolate instead of say some maltesers or a piece of dairy milk?
As for the Moro (which I adore) - how can this be a "favourite"? It was released as a "favourite" before it had ever been released as a full bar of chocolate. How can your favourite be something that doesn't exist other than as a different brand, say as a Mars bar? OK, so now they have released Moro's as full chocolate bars and yes I do buy them and love them, but they should have been an established brand before they were ever in a box called "favourites"
Is this the worst brand name ever or is there some other shite something that pisses you off more?
