Are you a Folder or a Scruncher?

[adamkungl]

standing folders are gods amongst lesser men.

 

[danielb]

Can you be a bit of both? I like to fold for a thicker layer to prevent finger in sh*t! yet i like to give it a bit of a scrunch for grip purposes:sarcasm:

 

[perverse]

Is there a worse human being than a standing folder?

lol, don't think so. it's an abhorrent thought.

 

[Mr Angry]

Stander cruncher, may as well be a man with pig tails.

88 shades of wrong.

 

[Monk]

Sitting Folder, it's where the class is.

 

[Monk]

I find scrunching more effective. Folding just seemsslide through with no impact.

This got me thinking, may try a scrunch or two in my pooz tomorrow morn.

 

[perverse]

there is absolutely no doubt that scrunching provides little pockets and edges for the... mess... to attach to/get caught by, resulting in a much more efficient wipe in spite of any extra folds a folder may get. as GKD said, folding is slide town. scrunching is for serious man business.

 

[God-King Dean]

^ knows

 

[Monk]

will be sure to post results. but no pix.

 

[Jason Maher]

Is there a worse human being than a standing folder?

It'd be a short list if there are any.

 

[adamkungl]

Stander cruncher, may as well be a man with pig tails.
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Jamal Idris?

:sarcasm:

Scrunching seems like a sure fire way to get poo on your hands.

 

[God-King Dean]

You gotta get dirty to get clean.

 

[raiders fan forever]

Joel Monaghan told me a dogs tongue can be useful

 

[God-King Dean]

It's effective, but I find the tongue is far too rough.

 

[raiders fan forever]

depends if its a small or big breed of dog i guess

 

[Noa]

I find strategically scrunched paper creates peaks and troughs that gouges out those recalcitrant nuggets.

 

[MKEB...]

Starts off folded and ends up scrunched...

slightly off topic...the missus got some fancy "corrugated" roll (in her terms),ribbed role (in my terms). It looked strange, did the work and I nearly jizzed every time I went to the bog.

 

[StormChaser]

Scruncher...use about half a roll each time...

This! I go through that much dunny paper it's obscene!
A greenie I am not.

 

[kia ora storm]

This! I go through that much dunny paper it's obscene!
A greenie I am not.

Start eating fibre and then your chokitos will slide out with ease. Should leave less residue and hence less paper...

 

[adamkungl]

I don't have enough fibre