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Auntie Sandra

xXSANDYXx

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first there was Dr. Choppies who got lost but no need to worry now Auntie Sandra has come to the rescue ;-) This is the forums agony aunt thread, so feel free to fire your problems at me....... well beauty/ social related and Auntie Sandra will give you advise 8) but first i need help from some sisters for when im not around to give advice

aunty sandra is that dinner lady who gives everyone advise........ heres my first two clients
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weasel

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When will I finally figure out the true meaning of Easter? The christians have tried to tell me it's related to Jesus but I can't see how he's connected with chocolate.
 

madunit

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And on that comment weasel, where does a rabbit laying eggs come into it?
 

weasel

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Wow Mad U, I have no idea. Curiouser and curiouser. Maybe Jesus was a monotreme?
 

xXSANDYXx

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wen u become obese and no longer crave chocolate, you will know the true meaning of easter, when you have to pray to god to make you slimmer ;-) in the mean time you'll soon realise that easter is so over rated and too commercialised and eating easter eggs which are 300kcal+ is unhealthy, i managed an easter with no esater eggs at all 8)
 

madunit

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Does this mean 'God' was a chicken (or something similar) as well?

If so, then I guess that answers that the chicken came before the egg.

Wow weasel, we are answering questions here without Auntie Sandra's input
 

xXSANDYXx

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easter rabbit prob came frm a pagen festival or summut, thats where the beginning of lent came from (pancake day) and some christmas things

Easter Bunny

In pagan times, the "Easter hare" was no ordinary animal, but a sacred companion of the old goddess of spring, Eostre. The Easter bunny has its origin in pre-Christian fertility lore. The Hare and the Rabbit were the most fertile animals known and they served as symbols of the new life during the Spring season. Since long before Jesus Christ was born, parents told their children that the magic hare would bring them presents at the spring festival. The presents were often painted eggs, as these represented the new life starting at this time of year." Hares are animals which look like rabbits, but are larger and in many countries quite rare. In most places, the Easter rabbit (bunny) has replaced the Easter hare completely.

The bunny was first used as a symbol of Easter in 16th century Germany, where it was first mentioned in German writings. The first edible Easter bunnies, made primarily of pastry and sugar, were produced in Germany as well, during the early 1800s. Also in Germany, children made nests of grass and placed them in their yards. They believed the Easter Bunny would fill these baskets with brightly decorated eggs during the night.

The Easter bunny was introduced to American folklore by the German settlers who arrived in the Pennsylvania Dutch country during the 1700s. The arrival of the "Oschter Haws" was considered "childhood's greatest pleasure" next to a visit from Christ-Kindel on Christmas Eve. The children believed that if they were good the "Oschter Haws" would lay a nest of colored eggs.

Thus the custom of making nests also spread to America. Children would build their nest in a secluded place in the home, the barn or the garden. Boys would use their caps and girls their bonnets to make the nests . The use of elaborate Easter baskets would come later as the tradition of the Easter bunny spread through out the country.

and go 2 this swell website while ur at it http://www.twilightbridge.com/hobbies/festivals/easter/bunny.htm
 

Crusader

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I got plenty of opinions I can help ya out with Sandy, ask anyone :lol:
You can call me Assitant Agony Aunt Angie or AAAA :p
 

Twizzle

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She could tell those kids not to eat that junk food on their plates

That would be good advice from the start
 
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Warrior_Saint said:
first there was Dr. Choppies who got lost but no need to worry now Auntie Sandra has come to the rescue ;-) This is the forums agony aunt thread, so feel free to fire your problems at me....... well beauty/ social related and Auntie Sandra will give you advise 8) but first i need help from some sisters for when im not around to give advice

aunty sandra is that dinner lady who gives everyone advise........ heres my first two clients
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Do you have Victoria Wood or Anne Reid look a like at your work

Dinnerladies one of the lesser known UK comedies in Oz
 

*Sandy*

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Auntie Sandra!

It will be officially 2 years of my separation on Oct 5 in which i will become legally divorced. I am struggling with whether i should change my surname back to my maiden name or just forget the hassle and remain with what I have. Can you help me?

From a Distressed Mum. :D
 

Raider_69

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good news, the chick i like and the trackhead are offically OVER!
time for me to make my move

Auntie Sandra, how should i go about it?
 

xXSANDYXx

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too many problems too little time :? AAAA can be my assistant dinner lady 8)
AAS, Vic and Anne are at my work... theres the crew 8)
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PK, congrats on your divorce!!!! getting rid of his name will help you get over him completely and you can start fresh and independant, but you could keep his name so you'll have the same name as your kids unless you change their names aswell or you can have both your maiden name and his name and sound really posh 8)

Daffy, goss on my voice :? i dont understand, im a merseysider so i guess i have a scouse/ lanc/ northern irish (from my mum). which part of the UK are you from?

Raider 69, take twizzys advice. but you can either do like the primary school kids i give advice to and send her a picture you painted with a heart or something on with a nice poem, or like the high schoolers and comfront her and tell her how you feel otherwise you'll lose your chance again to another trackhead 8)

Twizzy, you can be the pervy caretaker if you want, and give advice (not saying your a pervy janitor or anything, just most schools seem to have a pervy janitor)
uncle twizzy 8)
 
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