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Australia killing the poms

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ozbash

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lol, there was a few plastic cups in their snake...
bookies may be onto something.
 
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legend

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Nah Ozbash, i'm still here in Gods country. Our house is almost finished and we move in next weekend and as you know, moving is anything but an easy process. I should be around a lot more once we have settled in and i'm also in the process of hooking up ADSL which will be a relief because my pc of late has been bloody awful.
 
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ozbash

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good on ya legend, yes moving is a bitch. i hope it goes well for you.

its just that when i saw the plods frog marching that shemale at the cricket last night i thought "by hell, i know that face and those carefully waxed legs " ;)
 

Willow

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Bloody hell. I havent been home and missed the cricket today.
No surprises that Aust declared before tea but England being bowled out for 79 before stumps is a disgrace.
On the surface, it looks like the big total was too much and they simply didnt want to play tomorrow.

<a target=_top name=current>England 2nd innings</a> (target: 464 runs)R M B 4 6
ME Trescothick c Gilchrist b Gillespie 1 8 6 0 0
MP Vaughan lbw b McGrath0 1 2 0 0
MA Butcher c Ponting b Warne 40 116 76 5 0
*N Hussain c Ponting b McGrath 11 59 45 1 0
JP Crawley run out (Langer/Gilchrist) 0 2 2 0 0
+AJ Stewart c Hayden b Warne0 2 1 0 0
C White c Hayden b McGrath 13 26 19 2 0
AF Giles c Gilchrist b McGrath 4 12 11 1 0
AR Caddick c Lehmann b Warne 4 12 7 1 0
MJ Hoggard not out 1 8 5 0 0
SP Jones absent hurt -
Extras (lb 1, nb 4) 5
Total (all out, 28.2 overs, 127 mins) 79

 

Willow

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Things are going from bad to worse for the poms... 'Australia A' are killing them now.
I have to say that I've rarely seem a more pathetic batting lineup then what the English have in 2002.
 
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ozbash

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Australian fast bowler Glenn McGrath has renewed calls for England to hand over the Ashes trophy, dismissing claims the sport's most famous trophy is too fragile to be moved.
McGrath, writing in his weekly newspaper column in the Sunday Telegraph, said Australia deserved the right to take possession of the Ashes urn despite English claims the trophy would be damaged if it was ever moved from London.
"The time has come for the historic Ashes urn to leave England and return to Australia where it belongs," McGrath wrote.
"Provided we beat England this summer, I believe we should finally get our hands on the real thing."
Australia have won their last seven series with England are already on course to make it eight in a row this summer after winning last week's first test in Brisbane by 384 runs.
Despite their domination, English cricket authorities insist the original Ashes, a tiny urn containing the burnt bail from the 1882-83 series, must remain in England, while the Australians can keep a replica.
But McGrath, who has played the last five Ashes series, taking 106 wickets in 19 matches, has rejected the English argument the original urn cannot be moved.
"Surely we can find a way to transport it here and keep it in a safe place for our fans to see, just like English fans have been able to for the past century at Lord's," McGrath wrote.
"To win the Ashes seven times in a row -- eight if we win again this summer -- and still not get the trophy isn't right.
"It's a good way to keep it in your country by saying it's too delicate to move. It means you can hang on to it as long as you like."
The concept of the Ashes began in 1882 when a London newspaper published a mock obituary on the death of English cricket after they were beaten by the Australians.
When England won in Australia in 1882-83, their captain Ivo Bligh was presented with an urn containing the Ashes of a burnt bail from one of the tests, which the team took back to London.
Although the two countries have been competing for the right to "hold" the Ashes ever since, the 10 centimetre urn has remained in a glass case at the Marylebone Cricket Club Museum at Lord's.
The only time it was taken back to Australia was in 1988 as part of the country's bicentennial celebrations despite a long and ongoing campaign to let the winners keep it.
"It belongs in Australia," McGrath wrote.
"We've won it quite a few times in a row, so it would be nice to have it back here."
 

Willow

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They can't a trick...

Pommie fast bowler, Chris Silverwood has damaged his ligaments on the first day of the third Test in Perth and will take no further part. I understand this was his Test debut

Australia start day two at WACA at 2/126.
England were bowled out for 185.
 

Willow

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Pathetic effort form the Poms... beaten again by an innings and within three days.

Two more to go to make it 5-0 but we still have to contend with the woefully predictable Melbourne weather... imo, Steve Waugh will beat even beat an miserable day. I understand we now have a Test break until Boxing day and England have a chance to redeem themselves in the one dayers.

Nasser Hassain has said that his side has to 'work their butts orf...'
An understatement from a skipper who may not even see out the series.

 
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I cant blame Nasser Willow. He is in charge of a bunch of buffoons. They are all potentially good on their day (correct me if im wrong, but every batter in the English team has scored a 1/2 century at least once in the 3 tests), but they can't be consistent.

Anyway, on a lighter note, the Pommy fans have had enough, the last train out of Perth was well and truly packed last night :D

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Smelly Bastards those poms are!

Moffo
 
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CanadianSteve

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Questions:

Is there a world ranking for cricket, as in RU? Can someone tell me the top 5 or 10 nations in order?

Do the same players play in full tests and One Day international matches (are they called tests too?)? Or are there separate teams, like the All Blacks and the NZ Sevens team?
 

Willow

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Steve:
...and very good to see you taking an interest in such a noble sport...

The rankings are there on the net somewhere...
Australia are number 1
South Africa number 2

Not sure after that, I would assume that Pakistan are number 3...I think NZ are 76th and England are 589th...someone will have to look it up.

Worth remembering that thereis One Day International Cricket and International Test Cricket.
 
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CanadianSteve

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Worth remembering that thereis One Day International Cricket and International Test Cricket.

And do the same national teams, and players,play both?


 
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ozbash

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i think that after the touch up we gave the aussies last summer, we should be right up there with them. ;)
 

Willow

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Sorry, didnt read all your questions.

One day and Test cricket usually have specialised teams now although originally both were the same.
There are some players who cross over (eg Mathew Hayden and Sachin Tendulkar) and can easily play both versions but generally this is not the case.
For example, Michael Bevan is rated as one the world's best batsmen in ODI but has never impressedmuch at Test level.

Test cricket is still regrded by players as being the pinnacle of the sport.

One day (or limited over) cricket is faster, only goes for one day (naturally) and therefore provides more entertainment for the masses. A Test cricket match can go for 5 days but provides more stragedy.
 
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CanadianSteve

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On my other favourite site, TFS, I read something about a third type of cricket, called Max something or other. I didn't understand it, but it sounded like some shortened or modified version of the game designed for entertainment value. What's it about?
 

Willow

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No idea. I only know about 3 other types of cricket:
There's indoor cricket which is proper serious competition played on courts... shorter again (than ODI).
Backyard cricket which is played with a beer in one hand... hit it over the fence and you get six runs but you're out and have to retrieve the ball.
Hallway cricket... no good in caravans but handy on wet days in the family home... important to put away the crockery.
 

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