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Who watched the 1st test thismorning between Australia and Great Britain?
I never slept last night.
I was up all day and night last night thismorning.
I heated up some Cream of Chicken soup with cream and black pepper two pieces burnt toast and a coffee whilst waiting for the footy thismorning.
Apparently there was some fatality on the F66 outside the JJB Stadium which, by the way, looks like the ANZ Broncos stadium.
Ok, when ever i watch a game played between Australia and Great britain i make sure i have a pen and pad beside me to write down all the injustices.
And here`s what i wrote.
(It may not make sense to you IF you didnt watch the game)
Craig Wing in the in-goal ball never touched him. Ref deemed that it come off his chest. Line goal drop out.
Why is Gower kicking?
We sent a team over there with no back up kicker?
At least let Lockyer or Kimmorley take them before Gower.
Christ!
The MORLEY incident.
Like, wow!
What was he thinking? 12 seconds into the game.
THAT idiot commentator Eddie Hemmings took the cake.
He goes "I think its sufficient enough that he`s sat out the 1st test as punishment for his actions!"
Like, what a f**k wit thing to say!
Morley will be sitting out 8 games for that striking!
His suspension will run into next years opening games.
We shouldn`t see Morley until round 6 next year.
He deserves 8 matches for what he did.
But Eddie Hemmings....please...he reckons sitting out the 1st test is suffice punishment.
F*cken idiot!
See the guy singing OUR national anthem? christ, was he from the viking era? What a hairy fool. See his hair? Mel Gibson from the original Lethal weapon eat your heart out.
Australia missing the Johns Tallis BK fear factor.
Webke doing fine....
Anderson looks like a pig doing THAT face twitching snorting shit!
I noted that 3 specialist hookers were out on the field at the same time.
Gower looks out of place at #6.
4-2 penalty to THEM half time. No surprise.
We look out of condition.
Probably just took it as holiday vacation.
2nd half.
Knock on Gower. Bloody nose. Probably still drunk from Grand final 2003.
Crocker impressive since coming on.
Donny brook 5mins into second half.
No surprise that Crocker is in the center of it all. Hot head.
Why Crocker was sin binned for i dont know.
Ref couldn`t wait to get us down to 12 players.
Square up.
We`re playing into the Poms hands. They want to frustrate us.
Penaltys favoring Poms.
Where is Mason?
Radlinkski`s gotten fat!
Lockyer always dazed and injured. (soft cock)
6-2 penaltys.
7-2 penaltys.
Ingland are winning at some thing, the penalty count.
Nope nope nope!
We`re playing their game!
Gower is a waste.
Against 12men we look pathetic.
Tired & lethargic.
Great try Gower great try.
Gower finally done some thing.
His try makes up for the easy goals he missed.
Gower knocks on 1min later.
I can hear the Panther roaring back at Penrith stadium for that one.
Gower goes from hero to villain in point one of a second.
POMMY try from Gower mistake i`ve just fell off my chair.
Wow, Carney, a fellow Irish man of mine doing the dirty work for the Poms.
Great Britain are made up of English Irish Welsh Scotland are they?
YES YES YES!
LOCKYER YOU PANSY TRY TRY TRY!
Wing with speed Lockyer inside.
Eat that Pommy crowd!
Where have we been all game!
That was pure desperation.
Ring the bell please.
Pommys didn`t deserve to lose this.
They have played the better.
It was a gutsy effort and we played dreadful.
FULL TIME.
Skulthorpe & Farrell were Englands best.
As old as Farrell is he still hits it up.
Heaps`a work to do Anderson!
We`re all injured.
I reckon that every playing is carrying some sort of injury.
24thousand crowd.
Ohhh Morley silly lad! It`s a case of what could have been....you let Ingland down.
Game didnt suit Simmo`s style.
I keep going back to what some Union fools said about the clash of our two codes.
He said that we only did this footy test tour to upstage the limelight of the World cup Union thing-o.
Do you think he`s right?
Does anyone remember Rugby League touring this time of year in the past?
DID we do this to spoil Unions party?
I prefer the winter games when we play Ingland.
Their still got summer haven`t they?
Think their coming into winter...not sure.
Normally when i watch a game played against England its drizzly and wintery here.
Strange.
Today, i`m documenting the murder case of the 2 Bega school girls with my camera.
We`re going to the cemetrey and then on to Tathra.
Right this very moment i`m sitting across from the Bega high school, looking at it in fact and down the road is the police station....the BIG police man in there led the investigation.
Afterwards we`re going to take some pictures of me in a gas mask holding a ax and sitting in a windown similar to that of Norman bates.
I bought a gas mask at the Candello markets the other day.
I`ll probably get attacked by my sisters boyfriends dogs thisarvo wearing the mask.
Dont worry i`ll be sure to show you all my photos in the coming weeks.
I must roll.
Oh, i`m getting a lift back to Sydney with my cousin some time this week.
He delivers pools and i`m hooking up with him on the hi-way.....it`ll be cool.
P.S. hey did you know that they put Marijuana in butter and candy lollies down here?
Apparently it f**ks you up for 3 days straight.
Hash in BUTTER? never knew about it.
Good day.
Brett
I never slept last night.
I was up all day and night last night thismorning.
I heated up some Cream of Chicken soup with cream and black pepper two pieces burnt toast and a coffee whilst waiting for the footy thismorning.
Apparently there was some fatality on the F66 outside the JJB Stadium which, by the way, looks like the ANZ Broncos stadium.
Ok, when ever i watch a game played between Australia and Great britain i make sure i have a pen and pad beside me to write down all the injustices.
And here`s what i wrote.
(It may not make sense to you IF you didnt watch the game)
Craig Wing in the in-goal ball never touched him. Ref deemed that it come off his chest. Line goal drop out.
Why is Gower kicking?
We sent a team over there with no back up kicker?
At least let Lockyer or Kimmorley take them before Gower.
Christ!
The MORLEY incident.
Like, wow!
What was he thinking? 12 seconds into the game.
THAT idiot commentator Eddie Hemmings took the cake.
He goes "I think its sufficient enough that he`s sat out the 1st test as punishment for his actions!"
Like, what a f**k wit thing to say!
Morley will be sitting out 8 games for that striking!
His suspension will run into next years opening games.
We shouldn`t see Morley until round 6 next year.
He deserves 8 matches for what he did.
But Eddie Hemmings....please...he reckons sitting out the 1st test is suffice punishment.
F*cken idiot!
See the guy singing OUR national anthem? christ, was he from the viking era? What a hairy fool. See his hair? Mel Gibson from the original Lethal weapon eat your heart out.
Australia missing the Johns Tallis BK fear factor.
Webke doing fine....
Anderson looks like a pig doing THAT face twitching snorting shit!
I noted that 3 specialist hookers were out on the field at the same time.
Gower looks out of place at #6.
4-2 penalty to THEM half time. No surprise.
We look out of condition.
Probably just took it as holiday vacation.
2nd half.
Knock on Gower. Bloody nose. Probably still drunk from Grand final 2003.
Crocker impressive since coming on.
Donny brook 5mins into second half.
No surprise that Crocker is in the center of it all. Hot head.
Why Crocker was sin binned for i dont know.
Ref couldn`t wait to get us down to 12 players.
Square up.
We`re playing into the Poms hands. They want to frustrate us.
Penaltys favoring Poms.
Where is Mason?
Radlinkski`s gotten fat!
Lockyer always dazed and injured. (soft cock)
6-2 penaltys.
7-2 penaltys.
Ingland are winning at some thing, the penalty count.
Nope nope nope!
We`re playing their game!
Gower is a waste.
Against 12men we look pathetic.
Tired & lethargic.
Great try Gower great try.
Gower finally done some thing.
His try makes up for the easy goals he missed.
Gower knocks on 1min later.
I can hear the Panther roaring back at Penrith stadium for that one.
Gower goes from hero to villain in point one of a second.
POMMY try from Gower mistake i`ve just fell off my chair.
Wow, Carney, a fellow Irish man of mine doing the dirty work for the Poms.
Great Britain are made up of English Irish Welsh Scotland are they?
YES YES YES!
LOCKYER YOU PANSY TRY TRY TRY!
Wing with speed Lockyer inside.
Eat that Pommy crowd!
Where have we been all game!
That was pure desperation.
Ring the bell please.
Pommys didn`t deserve to lose this.
They have played the better.
It was a gutsy effort and we played dreadful.
FULL TIME.
Skulthorpe & Farrell were Englands best.
As old as Farrell is he still hits it up.
Heaps`a work to do Anderson!
We`re all injured.
I reckon that every playing is carrying some sort of injury.
24thousand crowd.
Ohhh Morley silly lad! It`s a case of what could have been....you let Ingland down.
Game didnt suit Simmo`s style.
I keep going back to what some Union fools said about the clash of our two codes.
He said that we only did this footy test tour to upstage the limelight of the World cup Union thing-o.
Do you think he`s right?
Does anyone remember Rugby League touring this time of year in the past?
DID we do this to spoil Unions party?
I prefer the winter games when we play Ingland.
Their still got summer haven`t they?
Think their coming into winter...not sure.
Normally when i watch a game played against England its drizzly and wintery here.
Strange.
Today, i`m documenting the murder case of the 2 Bega school girls with my camera.
We`re going to the cemetrey and then on to Tathra.
Right this very moment i`m sitting across from the Bega high school, looking at it in fact and down the road is the police station....the BIG police man in there led the investigation.
Afterwards we`re going to take some pictures of me in a gas mask holding a ax and sitting in a windown similar to that of Norman bates.
I bought a gas mask at the Candello markets the other day.
I`ll probably get attacked by my sisters boyfriends dogs thisarvo wearing the mask.
Dont worry i`ll be sure to show you all my photos in the coming weeks.
I must roll.
Oh, i`m getting a lift back to Sydney with my cousin some time this week.
He delivers pools and i`m hooking up with him on the hi-way.....it`ll be cool.
P.S. hey did you know that they put Marijuana in butter and candy lollies down here?
Apparently it f**ks you up for 3 days straight.
Hash in BUTTER? never knew about it.
Good day.
Brett
