Autumn 2025

[Cumberland Eel]

Well as we endure the vinegar strokes of an another boring summer and seeing todays C.F Orr line up I sensed the vibe that we were in need of a new thread. I wish all my bald brothers seeking refuge in dingy pub TABs across this fine land the very best of luck in the races to come!!

 

[Sphagnum]

Imagine getting rid of the king of insufferable flogs in Glenn munsie and replacing him with this Tim Ryan gimp. Stfu tosser.

 

[Lemon Squash]

Lessssssgooooo you bunch of hairless cretins

 

[Sphagnum]

Fwiw I reckon Asterix can run a race first up today. I imagine @Lemon Squash will be all over within the law in the Inglis race.

 

[Cumberland Eel]

Imagine getting rid of the king of insufferable flogs in Glenn munsie and replacing him with this Tim Ryan gimp. Stfu tosser.

Haha serial killer vibes from that Merkin. Surprised TAB hasn’t flicked him with how often his “Lay of the Day” gets up!

 

[Cumberland Eel]

Lessssssgooooo you bunch of hairless cretins

I refute that good Sir! I may be brainless, hairless, a cretin - but I am not a Porn Star!!

 

[Lemon Squash]

Imagine getting rid of the king of insufferable flogs in Glenn munsie and replacing him with this Tim Ryan gimp. Stfu tosser.

He seems like the kind of person that even his parents are disappointed in him…. Like they pretend to love him, play happy families, but when you really look deep into their eyes you know it’s just a charade and they don’t truly accept him.

 

[Sphagnum]

He seems like the kind of person that even his parents are disappointed in him…. Like they pretend to love him, play happy families, but when you really look deep into their eyes you know it’s just a charade and they don’t truly accept him.

He expects us to believe that they let some self absorbed psychopath frame all the markets. The whole racing tv thing needs to be burnt to the ground. Nobody is going to watch it once all the boomers are gone

 

[Lemon Squash]

First race at Caulfield absolute shit show… please don’t let it be like that all day

 

[Sphagnum]

First race at Caulfield absolute shit show… please don’t let it be like that all day

Was just about to say that. Reckon huge inside fast lane. Wheels spinning out wide from a long way out. Head on told the tale in the straight.

 

[Sphagnum]

First race at Caulfield absolute shit show… please don’t let it be like that all day

Randwick jockeys with the old hold my beer. Let the odds on favourite run the slowest sectional of the race from the 600m to the 400m. Embarrassing.

 

[Cumberland Eel]

To me serial killer Timmy Ryan is a legend. Point & Shoot lay of the day, flops out dead last and still laps the other plodders. Hell it even had to carry that other merkin Tim F**k on its back haha

 

[Cumberland Eel]

Nash you beautiful cantankerous bastard

 

[Lemon Squash]

In a new low for NZ Racing, Here To Shock just bolted in to win a 1400 Grp1 over there

 

[Cumberland Eel]

F**k me swinging I was on Tavolo there sickening watch but f**k me Maddie Owen at least try to get the merkin out ffs

 

[Cumberland Eel]

Angel Capital very, very good!
Evaporate was a horror show. Will clean up that Kiwi slot race the creeps are aiming for.

 

[Lemon Squash]

Within The Law makes me physically ill every time I watch it

 

[Cumberland Eel]

@Lemon Squash poor yourself a tall drink Lemmie!!

 

[Cumberland Eel]

Another Wil!! That’s an amazing win for connections

 

[Cheese sandwich]

I don't think that Tim Ryan is actually a real person, more some sort of tab created bot. The utter bore nearly makes me miss Glenn Munsie sniffling his way through his drivel.