Alba
Coach
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I HIDE MY CRACK IN MY DIAPER
For all the little thugs and all the little bitches up in this crib, yo.
THEY SHAKE ME!
Shut your baby mouth and stop complaining. At least your father/mother is not Michael Jackson.
PLAYGROUND PIMP
Your baby is the baddest ass in the sandbox...get him the shirt and he'll be
pulling all the baby bitches.
f**k the Milk, where's the whiskey tits?
F!#K THE MILK, WHERE'S THE
WHISKEY TITS?!
For the future alcoholics of the world. Great for casual drinking babies
too!
DADDY DRINKS BECAUSE I CRY
My daddy drinks his life away. He drinks away his dreams. Mommy says just
one more day, and fills our hearts with screams.
I CAN KICK YOUR BABY'S ASS
In Ecuador they actually hold "baby brawls". It's kind of like cock
fighting, only a lot less cock and a lot more baby talk.
I ENJOY A GOOD SPANKING
Some babies like it rough. The leading baby shirt in the states of New York,
California and 49 of the other 50 states.
SMELL MY DIAPER
Come on, you know you want to. It's ok, everyone does it. It's simply human
nature.
ARE YOU MY DADDY?
Rap Stars, Basketball Players, Rock Stars, The Baldwin Brothers: (the top 4
groups accounting for nearly 97% of all the world's bastards as reported by
TIME magazine).
MY IQ IS HIGHER THAN THE PRESIDENT'S!
Take pride that your baby is smarter than the puppet who has access to the
little red button.
POTTY HEAD!
Show the world that your baby supports your almost socially acceptable
smoking habits.
I SHIT MY PANTS AND ALL I GOT
WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT
As if shitting your pants wasn't reward enough. A Baby Hell stinky favorite.
BROKEN CONDOM
You love your baby now, but remember how you felt when you first found out?
Who knew joy felt so suffocating and suicidal?
HELP! I'M BEING KIDNAPPED!
We're so damn clever. You stroll down the street and people laugh at the
shirt because of the cleverness involved. It's clever.
MY PEE-PEE IS BIGGER THAN YOURS!
Let the other boys (and some fully grown men) know who's in charge.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
For all the little thugs and all the little bitches up in this crib, yo.
THEY SHAKE ME!
Shut your baby mouth and stop complaining. At least your father/mother is not Michael Jackson.
PLAYGROUND PIMP
Your baby is the baddest ass in the sandbox...get him the shirt and he'll be
pulling all the baby bitches.
f**k the Milk, where's the whiskey tits?
F!#K THE MILK, WHERE'S THE
WHISKEY TITS?!
For the future alcoholics of the world. Great for casual drinking babies
too!
DADDY DRINKS BECAUSE I CRY
My daddy drinks his life away. He drinks away his dreams. Mommy says just
one more day, and fills our hearts with screams.
I CAN KICK YOUR BABY'S ASS
In Ecuador they actually hold "baby brawls". It's kind of like cock
fighting, only a lot less cock and a lot more baby talk.
I ENJOY A GOOD SPANKING
Some babies like it rough. The leading baby shirt in the states of New York,
California and 49 of the other 50 states.
SMELL MY DIAPER
Come on, you know you want to. It's ok, everyone does it. It's simply human
nature.
ARE YOU MY DADDY?
Rap Stars, Basketball Players, Rock Stars, The Baldwin Brothers: (the top 4
groups accounting for nearly 97% of all the world's bastards as reported by
TIME magazine).
MY IQ IS HIGHER THAN THE PRESIDENT'S!
Take pride that your baby is smarter than the puppet who has access to the
little red button.
POTTY HEAD!
Show the world that your baby supports your almost socially acceptable
smoking habits.
I SHIT MY PANTS AND ALL I GOT
WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT
As if shitting your pants wasn't reward enough. A Baby Hell stinky favorite.
BROKEN CONDOM
You love your baby now, but remember how you felt when you first found out?
Who knew joy felt so suffocating and suicidal?
HELP! I'M BEING KIDNAPPED!
We're so damn clever. You stroll down the street and people laugh at the
shirt because of the cleverness involved. It's clever.
MY PEE-PEE IS BIGGER THAN YOURS!
Let the other boys (and some fully grown men) know who's in charge.
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