"Ya Mum's a rig!"
"Gordon, please sit out another year"
How about
"Tallis... Shut the f#ck up you stupid c#nt"
"Gordon, please sit out another year"
Go for it mate! Dunno if it's Gordon or Gorden though! (Maybe just make it 'Tallis' )
I was thinking this one as well.
We have a winner