Mine was pretty soft actually
Had my first beer about midday, a few stubbies at home
Met some mates up at the station for the train into the city
We went to the shittiest pub in the city called Charlie Chan's (we were walking past and their $2.60 schooners caught our eye)
Fair few beers there then train to Homebush drinking Southern comfort all the way
Took up our seats in 135-1, few rows in front of the Baileys boys
Had a hip flask in there, so all up about half a bottle
And also a couple of Tooheys news
Once the grog hit, it was a carve up
I had an entire off-season of venom to spit, so everyone copped it
The Tigers (particularly number 5), the Tigers cheerleaders, the Bulldogs who warmed up in front of us (particularly Willie Mason and Roy Asotasi), the Tigers and Bulldogs mascot, Adam Dykes, etc, etc. The Dogs bore the full brunt I guess.
Then I left my mates and hitched a ride home with a girl Jimbo was getting a ride home with, home by 11 and on the internet! Very, very soft indeed!!!!!