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Several months ago, Scientists at Europe's annual human reproduction conference, suggested that recent analysis of beer, revealed the presence of Female Hormones.
The theory is that drinking beer turns men into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were given 6 pints of beer in an hour. It was then observed.
1. The men gained weight.
2. The men talked excessivley, without making sense.
3. The men became overly emotional.
4. The men could not drive.
5. The men failed to think rationally.
6. The men argued over nothing.
7. The men had to sit down, while urinating.
8. The men could not perform sexually.
9. The men refused to apologise, when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
Beer me.
The theory is that drinking beer turns men into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were given 6 pints of beer in an hour. It was then observed.
1. The men gained weight.
2. The men talked excessivley, without making sense.
3. The men became overly emotional.
4. The men could not drive.
5. The men failed to think rationally.
6. The men argued over nothing.
7. The men had to sit down, while urinating.
8. The men could not perform sexually.
9. The men refused to apologise, when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
Beer me.
