Bernie Gurr

[El Diablo]

day 3

any news to report or is the Bernster still MIA?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I'm starting to suspect that Bernie is deliberately building the suspense and that his first action is going to be epic.

 

[hineyrulz]

This is f**ked!!!

Rabble Rabble Rabble!!!!

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Well we've now passed the midway point of his first week and no one even seems to have laid eyes on him.

Bueller....? Bueller.....? Bueller....

 

[Obscene Assassin]

I'm starting to suspect that Bernie is deliberately building the suspense and that his first action is going to be epic.

And if it isn't well then we should march on the club.

 

[Gronk]

Do we actually know if he made it through customs ? Maybe they did not like his ball gags, cuffs, butt plugs and vials of amyl nitrate ?

 

[El Diablo]

has anyone been checking the obituaries in the paper?

 

[Gary Gutful]

You f**kers are going to run out of steam soon.

 

[hineyrulz]

You f**kers are going to run out of steam soon.

And hopefully Burnie the merkin shows up for work soon.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

You f**kers are going to run out of steam soon.

Aside from the hookers and drugs, can you point to anything good he's done since he's been here?

 

[Suitman]

Bernie is a quiet achiever.

 

[Wicked Witch Of The West]

Bernie has a little red merkin.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

As a youngster I read a fair few Agatha Christie books. If we finally catch sight of Bernie, and he looks a bit like Sterlo in a wig, I won't be all that surprised.

 

[El Diablo]

he probably looks like Miss Marple

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Could be. The main thing I learned from those books is that if you go overseas for a few years, even your family forgets what you look like. And Sterlo suggested him...

 

[El Diablo]

so it's possible he showed up for work and Mad Max had nfii who he was and had him locked up in the nuthouse after he started ranting and raving about being the new CEO

the plot thickens #FreeBernie

 

[Gary Gutful]

Aside from the hookers and drugs, can you point to anything good he's done since he's been here?

He has taken the apples out of the vending machines.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Lol. I was just thinking the real Bernie didn't even apply for the job. And Sterlo's just keeping a low profile in case someone cottons on.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

He has taken the apples out of the vending machines.

OK, he's done two good things...

 

[strider]

So Bernie is still in the USA doing whatever the f**k it is he does? ... and sterlo is in disguise?

Come ro think of it i havent seen Sterlo on foxtel lately