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Best Seinfeld Clips/Moments/Quotes/Characters

Ron Jeremy

Coach
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hahahaha TCB great episode!!!

Can somewhere get me the Witchy Women episode, that cracks me up particulary at the end.

Also, someone post the episode with the Domicans rolling pancakes, my favourite all time
 
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one of the best clips is where kramer installs in the air conditioner and just leaves it in the window then walks up to george and says "may i have one of those, madame?" hahahahaha f**kin classic but it's not on the youtube
 

The Dodger

First Grade
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George Castanza - the opposite

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=IjXUgxR4Z10

george castanza's answering machine

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=caoYdiq3kak

george castanza playing chess

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=yc4IPH7XQBA

george castanza eats trash

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=t36jwyVncmQ

george castanza - the big salad

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=QtZ_mlNXVYU

george castanza - the fire

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=GuP9YClyPRY

george castanza - lord of idiots

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=Nduf8_iCTOs

george castanza - these pretzels are making me thristy

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=su_o4Nvmr_M



george made that show.
 
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George: The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish.
Jerry: Mammal.
George: Whatever.
Kramer: Well, what did you do next?
George: Well then, from out of nowhere, a huge tidal wave lifted me, tossed me like a cork, and I found myself right on top of him - face to face with the blowhole. I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in, felt around, and pulled out the obstruction.
(George reveals the obstruction to be a golf ball)
Kramer: What is that, a Titleist?
(George nods)
Kramer: Hole in one, huh?
 

boxa777

Coach
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Brilliant show, whilst not always hilarious, great to watch.. Just too many great moments to mention.

All good on the show but George's tightarse-ness is funny as.. I love that scene when he paid for Elaine's movie and just couldn't relax and had to continually ask her for the money.

so... can I have it?
 

Tommy Smith

Referee
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Or even better when he got angry because his girlfriend took credit for the big salad that he bought Elaine.

He couldn't get past that lol
 

The Dodger

First Grade
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elaine: let me get it changed and then ill give you the money.
george: how about i take it and get it changed, then ill give you whats left?

haha

farkn hillarioous.
 

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