Can we retrain the BBL umpires?
They're worse than the doddering old bloke with cataracts who seems to manage to be umpiring every single third grade game where the ball hits you on the pads
I once gunned my own brother in a Warehouse game, the ball was sliding down leg and probably high, but I didn't want anyone to think I was taking it easy on family so up went the finger... and I am objectively better than every BBL umpire.