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Billy The Kid

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I see agian El Diablo


You have got sweet f**k All,


Funny when i talk legal, you go under the rock


I would like an Apology now for Defamation
 
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Chem: I want to sue this bloke who said I was someone else.

Solicitor: Ok, so who do you want to sue and why?

Chem: I want to sue ElDiablo because he keeps calling me Billy, and I'm not.

S: You want to sue Satan?

C: No, El Diablo is the nickname of a bloke on a messageboard.

S: Who's Billy?

C: Billy is the nickname of a bloke who used to post on the same messageboard, he died a couple of years ago.

S: When you post on this messageboard, do you post under an alias?

C: Yes, ChemicalStorm.

S: So, let me get this straight, ChemicalStorm wants to sue ElDiablo for calling him Billy?

C: Yes.

S: Are you sure he's not correct, because if he can prove that you posted from the same computer, you can't win.

C: I'm not sure, but Billy is.

S: *click*
 

El Diablo

Post Whore
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94,107
the poor solicitor would struggle to understand Billy's version of English

Chem: I want sue bloke said me was other bloke not me

Solicitor: You what?

C: Sue Sir Dickhead call me Billy tell me f**k up sick f**ker when Billy dieded

S: Who died?

C: Billy dead he call me Billy sick f**ker sue for defanamantion

S: I'm having trouble understanding you

C: Sick f**ker Administator call me Billy with bearded lady Willow when Bily dead check the ISP's!!

S: I'm quite happy with my current service provider *click*
 

NK Arsenal

Juniors
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1,861
It's more like..

*Billy crawls into office*

Solicitor: Hello, little kid how can I help you?

Billy: I billy, hate sir dickhead he f*ckweet, soo him

S: Who is sir dickhead?

B: El Diablo, I soo him, he f**kweet

S: Why is he?

B: He say I Billy, what a siick merkin he is aye!!!

S: You just said you were

B: No I did not!! f**kwit!!!, stop doing sir dickhead!!!! satanist up bum???A

S: Okay :roll: So why is El Diablo a dickhead?

B: On forum, sir dickhead say I am billy

S: What forum would this be?

B: Front Row, everyone there roots sir dickhead up anus, they hate me for no f**king reason, and love the f**king devil and say I dead Billy, hate for no f**king reason

S: Do they have any proof that you are the dead billy?

B: No, cause LOL, I changed ISPs so sir dickhead doesn't know I dead Billy

S: So you are the "dead" billy?

B: Yeah, but sir dickhead el diablo the f**ker not allowed to know, he just admin, he don't know anything, he can't do sh*t or know sh*t too me!!!

S: He's the administrator because he is one of a number of people in charge of the forum matters and sets rules and guidlines, not you.

B: Oh f**k you merkin, go f**k the d3viL EL F**KIN DIABLO MOTHER F**KER!!! SDAJKSDH

*Billy crawls off*

S: What a moron, I wish he could learn to spell and type so I could understand him. Oh well, that was fun while it lasted :lol: But hopefully he learns that he is not wanted around here.

Half an hour later

Billy: I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!

charaktere-kyle1.jpg


Solicitor: Oh f**k off Billy!
 

brendothejet

First Grade
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He is still up in Brisbane till later this afternoon and i don't know if might hop online, When i lefted him this morning, He had a huge hangover


i didn't realise this one until just now.

If CB 'lefted' him, was it because his right hand was all worn out after the previous night's 'holiday'???



ahhh what a thread.
 

Timmah

LeagueUnlimited News Editor
Staff member
Messages
101,004
It's more like..

*Billy crawls into office*

Solicitor: Hello, little kid how can I help you?

Billy: I billy, hate sir dickhead he f*ckweet, soo him

S: Who is sir dickhead?

B: El Diablo, I soo him, he f**kweet

S: Why is he?

B: He say I Billy, what a siick merkin he is aye!!!

S: You just said you were

B: No I did not!! f**kwit!!!, stop doing sir dickhead!!!! satanist up bum???A

S: Okay :roll: So why is El Diablo a dickhead?

B: On forum, sir dickhead say I am billy

S: What forum would this be?

B: Front Row, everyone there roots sir dickhead up anus, they hate me for no f**king reason, and love the f**king devil and say I dead Billy, hate for no f**king reason

S: Do they have any proof that you are the dead billy?

B: No, cause LOL, I changed ISPs so sir dickhead doesn't know I dead Billy

S: So you are the "dead" billy?

B: Yeah, but sir dickhead el diablo the f**ker not allowed to know, he just admin, he don't know anything, he can't do sh*t or know sh*t too me!!!

S: He's the administrator because he is one of a number of people in charge of the forum matters and sets rules and guidlines, not you.

B: Oh f**k you merkin, go f**k the d3viL EL F**KIN DIABLO MOTHER F**KER!!! SDAJKSDH

*Billy crawls off*

S: What a moron, I wish he could learn to spell and type so I could understand him. Oh well, that was fun while it lasted :lol: But hopefully he learns that he is not wanted around here.

Half an hour later

Billy: I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!

charaktere-kyle1.jpg


Solicitor: Oh f**k off Billy!

Normally I'd call you a twat, but f*ck me that's a good post :lol:

:clap:
 

God-King Dean

Immortal
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46,614
It's more like..

*Billy crawls into office*

Solicitor: Hello, little kid how can I help you?

Billy: I billy, hate sir dickhead he f*ckweet, soo him

S: Who is sir dickhead?

B: El Diablo, I soo him, he f**kweet

S: Why is he?

B: He say I Billy, what a siick merkin he is aye!!!

S: You just said you were

B: No I did not!! f**kwit!!!, stop doing sir dickhead!!!! satanist up bum???A

S: Okay :roll: So why is El Diablo a dickhead?

B: On forum, sir dickhead say I am billy

S: What forum would this be?

B: Front Row, everyone there roots sir dickhead up anus, they hate me for no f**king reason, and love the f**king devil and say I dead Billy, hate for no f**king reason

S: Do they have any proof that you are the dead billy?

B: No, cause LOL, I changed ISPs so sir dickhead doesn't know I dead Billy

S: So you are the "dead" billy?

B: Yeah, but sir dickhead el diablo the f**ker not allowed to know, he just admin, he don't know anything, he can't do sh*t or know sh*t too me!!!

S: He's the administrator because he is one of a number of people in charge of the forum matters and sets rules and guidlines, not you.

B: Oh f**k you merkin, go f**k the d3viL EL F**KIN DIABLO MOTHER F**KER!!! SDAJKSDH

*Billy crawls off*

S: What a moron, I wish he could learn to spell and type so I could understand him. Oh well, that was fun while it lasted :lol: But hopefully he learns that he is not wanted around here.

Half an hour later

Billy: I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!

charaktere-kyle1.jpg


Solicitor: Oh f**k off Billy!

:lol:
 
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