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What a cack... Just when I was certain that Shane Warne was the biggest Australian sporting tool with the ongoing soap operatic dramathon that surrounds his boyish penchant for some slap and tickle, hit & giggle; along comes Mark Bosnich to launch a truly audacious bid for the crown.
Talk about your cock & bull stories... "Yeah, I'm a crack-head, but only since the bastards rubbed me out, I was cleaner than cleanness itself before that. And I only took it up to help out my ex-girlfriend (we broke it off a few days ago, so I don't owe her any consideration) who is a total needle jockey and I thought the obvious way to get her off it was to get on it myself... Hey, at least she'd feel better knowing she wasn't alone in her addiction (the chivalry, don't swoon girls, he's human). Of course, I dumped the gear completely a fortnight ago and everything's sweet now, so Premier League clubs can feel free to offer me a juicy new contract at their leisure."
A truly collosal gall at work...
Kevin
Talk about your cock & bull stories... "Yeah, I'm a crack-head, but only since the bastards rubbed me out, I was cleaner than cleanness itself before that. And I only took it up to help out my ex-girlfriend (we broke it off a few days ago, so I don't owe her any consideration) who is a total needle jockey and I thought the obvious way to get her off it was to get on it myself... Hey, at least she'd feel better knowing she wasn't alone in her addiction (the chivalry, don't swoon girls, he's human). Of course, I dumped the gear completely a fortnight ago and everything's sweet now, so Premier League clubs can feel free to offer me a juicy new contract at their leisure."
A truly collosal gall at work...
Kevin
