Bulldogs Media Release

[Russell Crowe]

This coming from a South "we want the homosexual support" Sydney "Cheerleaders are offensive" Rabbitohs "Russell Crowe was hot in The Sum of Us" Supporter?

Back in your box gimp

Now listen here, mate. If you had a wife nagging you constantly about looking at the cheergirls, you'd do something too. If I can't look at them, no one can, ya hear!!!

Apart from Dogaholic here, I've actually got a soft spot for Doggies supporters. You guys know a bit about fightin'.

If you guys start any sh*t on Monday night, I'd love to come down from me corporate box and throw a few haymakers at you blokes. That's if I can stop laughing at the Bulldogs' socks.

 

[Timmah]

Now listen here, mate. If you had a wife nagging you constantly about looking at the cheergirls, you'd do something too. If I can't look at them, no one can, ya hear!!!

Apart from Dogaholic here, I've actually got a soft spot for Doggies supporters. You guys know a bit about fightin'.

If you guys start any sh*t on Monday night, I'd love to come down from me corporate box and throw a few haymakers at you blokes. That's if I can stop laughing at the Bulldogs' socks.

:lol: Love your work Rusty.

 

[Dogaholic]

Now listen here, mate. If you had a wife nagging you constantly about looking at the cheergirls, you'd do something too. If I can't look at them, no one can, ya hear!!!

Apart from Dogaholic here, I've actually got a soft spot for Doggies supporters. You guys know a bit about fightin'.

If you guys start any sh*t on Monday night, I'd love to come down from me corporate box and throw a few haymakers at you blokes. That's if I can stop laughing at the Bulldogs' socks.

nice gee up, to answer the scenario though...stop being a softc*ck.

 

[Russell Crowe]

nice gee up, to answer the scenario though...stop being a softc*ck.

Mate, until you land someone as hot as my missus, stop f**king talking. And your boyfriend doesn't count.

 

[ozbash]

they should be wearing a pink jersey with a yeller stripe up the back,, cos they're low life yeller mongrels..

 

[Russell Crowe]

The yellow bit is where me and my team piss all over them.

 

[Dogs Of War]

they should be wearing a pink jersey with a yeller stripe up the back,, cos they're low life yeller mongrels..

I think Souths performances over the past 20 years have shown that jersey is defiantly theres for life.

Rabbit Stew anybody?

 

[Russell Crowe]

I think Souths performances over the past 20 years have shown that jersey is defiantly theres for life.

Rabbit Stew anybody?

I actually fancy Chinese.

 

[Dogs Of War]

I actually fancy Chinese.

What sweet and sour rabbit? Though I usually find that the sour taste never leaves my mouth after eating Rabbit, must be poor quality of the rabbit they use.

 

[Russell Crowe]

What sweet and sour rabbit? Though I usually find that the sour taste never leaves my mouth after eating Rabbit, must be poor quality of the rabbit they use.

Or it's MSG. As in "Here comes that prick, let's add some more MSG".

 

[Dogs Of War]

Or it's MSG. As in "Here comes that prick, let's add some more MSG".

Maybe you don't realise, MSG is used to make food taste good. Just the Rabbit is so crap, nothing can help it.

 

[Russell Crowe]

Maybe you don't realise, MSG is used to make food taste good. Just the Rabbit is so crap, nothing can help it.

MSG is actually cancer-causing, ya silly bastard.

Don't worry, I'm sure your Doggies will wear pink socks for you too. Any excuse really.

 

[Dogs Of War]

MSG is actually cancer-causing, ya silly bastard.

Don't worry, I'm sure your Doggies will wear pink socks for you too. Any excuse really.

sh*t, at least we don't have to wear Green and Red every week. Got to be the worst Jersey ever.

 

[Russell Crowe]

Here's a suggestion for next year...

 

[Dogs Of War]

Here's a suggestion for next year...

Here's my suggestion for you, not next year but now. Get a life.

 

[Russell Crowe]

Get a new team.

 

[Dogs Of War]

Get a new team.

Oh Wow. Another cutting mark. I think you need to get a new scriptwriter, as the one you currently have sucks.

 

[NZ Warrior]

Haha, I'm starting to warm to this Crowe bloke.

 

[Dogs Of War]

Haha, I'm starting to warm to this Crowe bloke.

Well it really depends if you have a thing for morons, though your a pretty confused bloke anyhow, NZ Warriors as the name, and supporting Souths. I'm sure you can get free counselling somewhere.