Burke's Backyard

[St. Brett]

Wasn't it refreshing last night watching Burke's Backyard again?

Anybody down?

Personally, I hate spring as it's equally as hot as Summer.
I'm more of a Winter person myself.

I was glued to the TV last night.

I'm just trying to remember what segments went missing though in this new series.

He didn't have his little dog. Jeff Jance didn't do any cooking.

I thought the insurance guy from that Money show was sh*t.

I saw no sense in that Irish guy having his house rigged with solar power. He still has to rely on a power box. And did I hear right? Do those things have a life span of 25 years only and the benefits don't kick in till 45 years time?

I'm starting to get a little tired of everyone becoming a f**king environmentalist today.
2 stroke lawnmower 4 stroke who gives a sh*t?
I love cranking our 2 stroke into 2nd gear and having all the blue colored smoke blowing its stack.
And the Whipper Snipper - I'm the master with a WS!!!!!
Ain't no one do it better than I, Lad!

I thought Gianne Rooney was well presented and is very well spoken compared to that ditzy swimmer on channel 7 who's a complete klux.

I think Scotty Camm (is that his name? The guy from Backyard Blitz?) I think he defines what a true Aussie is.
I'd love to have a drink and a chat with him at the pub. He's all Australian and would be a better representation than Bingle or Dorthy the Dinosaur.
I like how he kept having a go at Burke.
I brought a friggin' nail belt and I've turned into a green thumb.

Didn't sleepy Adelaide look like a nice sleepy town?

And those plastic underground water boxes are an outstanding concept.
7 tons of pressure man.

(Off topic....who saw channel 7 lady cook lemon pancakes the other friday night? As soon as she put recotta cheese on them I'm like nup! No way.)

That's what I think is missing from Burke......put it on a Friday night not Saturday or sunday.

The man of the match last night was those Victoria Gardens at the Blue Mountains.
How beautiful was that? How sleepy and cosy? I wanna have a cupper there and relax.
It'd be great to have a wank by the Geese near that pond.
It'd make great happy snaps for the family.
I fell in love with the place and am envious of those assholes who own the place!
Wouldn't it be great to be invited in for an afternoon session of Tea, Muffin's and a root?
I'd let my escort pick the boil on my neck and pamper me with scons and masturbation.

I've been motivated today to come out to Bonnyrigg to see Bunnings to try and purchase some Irish Bells.
I wanna garden as yesterday I sprayed all the Bindi's with Yates Clove killer.

I'm going to see if I can get some Irish Bells seedlings.
I also wanna watch Arnold's Predator so bad for some reason.
So, I'll see if I can get it on the cheap in Big W.

This post has been brought to you by Brett Gaddes' AAA one man nationalist party.

P.S. the library here has disabled the right click button on the mouse and I'm unable to produce this photo for some reason.
http://au.geocities.com/kangaroo_brett/sexyman_series.html

 

[St. Brett]

There they are! Irish Bells.

In the lilly-green field the urge to wank was as fiesty as Joni Mitchell's 'Urge for going' song.

The boy became lost to temptation and sprayed his pants like a guizer.

 

[gorilla with a shotgun]

The only way Burkes backyard would be enjoyable is if you were stoned...so i say to you

GET OF THE GREENERY

 

[newtownbluebags]

No Kerry P = return of the Don.......

 

[pantherlove]

Just glad to see im not in a minority with my choice!
:alcho:
here's to all the old bastards in LU :lol:

 

[Apey]

He actually kinda looks like my dad

 

[morri (cWo)]

well done to old donny.

 

[St. Brett]

Hi.

Just me again.

I'm back at Bonnyrigg as yesterday I couldn't get my hands on those Irish Bells and I'm back to purchase this groovy Cotton Cactus for $50.

I'm also e-mailing a letter about Bunnings.

Don't mind this.

Consumers of NSW are you aware that Bunnings, yes Bunnings are charging 10c a pop for one lousy plastic bag?
Where do they get off with this contemptuous behaviour?
This is obsurd and outrageous! There should be a national inquiry into this practise as it's preposterous and border-line offensive to the consumer!
Let us band together and rally against the system to show our disapproval of this flagrant misdemeanour!
When will the madness end?
Is this environmentally linked to the benefits of global warming or some pro-enviro cause?
I'm getting a bit tired of everyone becoming a Greeny today.
Next it'll be that you won't be able to peel an Orange and risking the citric zest escaping the rind as that contributes to the pollution.
I should buy all the plastic bags in NSW and either burn them or flush them down the sh*tter then feed milk carton rings to the Pelicans as well as dropping shark line tackle into the ocean so as sea life can choke.

I can do that!

I ask at this time that Bunnings reconsider or risk running the consequences!
Think again Bunnings! I won't ask you again!

Did I ever show you people my latest picture with my and my Halloween Gourd and last years Jack 'O lantern?
Wanna see it?

 

[St. Brett]

There's last years Jack 'O lantern.

http://au.geocities.com/kangaroo_brett/Guord.jpg

When I buy this $50 Cotton Cactus today I'll click a photo of it and show you what it looks like tomorrow.

I'm off for now.

I should show you what I did to our front lawn with the clove killer.
They're actually government owned Bindi's and I've turned it into a brown mess.