Bye Bye

[Eelectrica]

Last poster in this thread is a rotten egg!

 

[Twizzle]

this reminds me of the fluffy kitten

 

[hineyrulz]

Fluffy who?????

 

[Suitman]

Kitten.

Suity

 

[hineyrulz]

Oh that Fluffy :crazy:

 

[parra pete]

just when you thought it was gone...the thread is back



'Twas an evening in October, I'll confess I wasn't sober,
I was carting home a load with parra pride,
When my feet began to stutter and I fell into the gutter,
And a pig came up and lay down by my side.
Then I lay there in the gutter and my heart was all a-flutter,
Till a lady, passing by, did chance to say:
"You can tell a man that boozes by the company he chooses,"
Then the pig got up and slowly walked away.

 

[Eelectrica]

With Morrin being reffered, this thread could be dedicated to him
Bye Bye Morrin. Time for you to go.

 

[hineyrulz]

Yep see ya later alligator, they bite as well.

 

[parra pete]

See ya soon, ya big baboon.

 

[parra pete]

Then I heard a gentle mooing, it was like a pigeon cooing,
As a home returning cow stopped in her stride,
And her eyes were big and gentle; her expression sentimental,
As she curtsied low and sat down by my side.
Then I saw her eyelids flutter and a tear fell in the gutter,
As the owner of the cow did loudly say:
"Leave that brute this moment, Sonja, or your milk will curdle on ya,"
Then the cow got up and slowly walked away.

 

[hineyrulz]

Post's in thread to keep it going :crazy:

 

[parra pete]

Then the moon began to shine in that old gutter I reclined in,
Thinking of the weakness of the human race,
When a dog sat down beside me, and I thought he came to chide me,
Till he gently licked the stubble on my face.
In the gutter, still reclining, I began "Sweet Adeline-ing,"
While the dog raised up his head to loudly bay;
Then his mistress said, "Come, Fido, that disgusting man may bite you,"
Then the dog got up and slowly walked away.

 

[Eelectrica]

I'll have what Parra Pete's having.

 

[parra-matters]

yeah is this thread still going?
I said it would make 20 pages didn't I.

 

[parra pete]

Down the street there came a clatter, and a gentle pitter-patter,
As a pair of goats along the gutter ran;
And it seemed that Billy knew me, for he quickly drew up to me,
While his wife munched on an empty sardine can.
Then again my pulse did flutter, and my heart was soft as butter;
Till the Nanny goat, unto her mate, did say:
"William dear, your social status don't include men such as that is,"
Then the goat got up and slowly walked away.

 

[Twizzle]

post

 

[parra pete]

Then I started in to mutter and I rose up from the gutter,
Then I sadly went about my lonely way;
I was weary, sick and busted; I was really quite disgusted,
And I vowed to sign the pledge that very day.
For each humble, lowly creature, a great lesson he can teach ya,
Like the one learned while I in the gutter lay;
In the tavern, do not tarry, when you've got all you can carry,
But take up your load and slowly walk away.

 

[fish eel]

what was that you were saying Pete?

 

[parra pete]

Spoilt sport....

 

[parra pete]

I began to scratch the gravel, on my all fours I did travel,
I rambled down the road the best I could.
When I awoke next morning, just as the day was dawning,
I was in a hog pen away out in the woods.
Then the hogs began to grumble, I started and I stumbled,
I fell right in their midst and there I lay.
Then one by one they started, till all the herd departed,
Yes, every hog got up and walked away.

They too said bye bye. :lol: