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parra pete

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I was building a kennel and the neighbour asked me "How's the dog", I replied "It sure will"

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TheParraboy

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Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something,

Lloyd: What happened?

Harry: I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention


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TheParraboy

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Lloyd: What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?
Mary: Well, that's pretty difficult to say.
Lloyd: Hit me with it! I've come a long way to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary: Not good.
Lloyd: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary: I'd say more like one out of a million.
[pause]
Lloyd: So you're telling me there's a chance.

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TheParraboy

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Lloyd: I'll bet you twenty dollars I can get you gambling before the day is out!
Harry: No!
Lloyd: I'll give you three to one odds.
Harry: No.
Lloyd: Five to one.
Harry: No.
Lloyd: Ten to one?
Harry: You're on!
Lloyd: I'm gonna get ya!
Harry: Nu uh!
Lloyd: I don't know how but I'm gonna get ya.


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Glenn

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Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.
Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.
Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone sh*t again. There's just no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.

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Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
 

parra pete

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Sailor was scrubbing down the deck of yacht...Another Sailor (not Wendell) posed the question "Where's the soap".
The other replied "Sure does"

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TheParraboy

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parra pete 211
CrazyEel 124
hineyrulz 118
Suitman 72
Maroubra Eel 64
TheParraboy 57
parra-matters 52
eelavation 45


TPB making a charge for the top 4 :cool:

parra pete is the storm of the bye bye thread, grapple tackles and all :lol:
 

Twizzle

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if this thread is called "bye bye" it must be about Jarryd Hayne :crazy:
 
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