Bye Week Boredom Breaker: Name that Eel

[Gary Gutful]

Was it Michael Witt?

I know his brother, F**k.

 

[Avenger]

I know his brother, F**k.

He’s a realestate agent in the northern beaches.

 

[84 Baby]

I think there’s lots of northern beaches real estate agents who fit that name.

 

[84 Baby]

I thought John Simon was excellent. Then after one finals series Smith just f**ked him off. It was bizarre.

Did you ask him why?

 

[T.S Quint]

You'd rather eat a shit burger than a veggie burger?

F**ken sicko.

I was talking about a nothing burger.
A shit burger doesn’t sound all that appetising. Then again neither does a veggie burger. Or how about those burgers that supposedly taste like meat but aren’t real meat? The work of the devil they are.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I was talking about a nothing burger.
A shit burger doesn’t sound all that appetising. Then again neither does a veggie burger. Or how about those burgers that supposedly taste like meat but aren’t real meat? The work of the devil they are.

I had one a while ago and struggled to tell the difference.

A shit burger, that is...

 

[T.S Quint]

I had one a while ago and struggled to tell the difference.

A shit burger, that is...

I had some of the ‘non-meat meat’ in a ready-made meal from the local Woolies. Was some sort of casserole. I wasn’t a fan. Even with all the sauce and veggies I could tell the difference.

Funny thing was I didn’t realize it was non-meat when I began eating it. Thought the texture was weird and looked at the box it came in, then realised i’d accidentally bought the wrong thing.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Did you ask him why?

He was off me for asking too many questions.