Caption Time

[Captain Apollo]

Argh! Craig Bellamy gave me a wedgie!!!!

 

[Captain Apollo]

".... and I told the fans I had a "lifetime" contract with the Eels and would come back to them, and they believed it."

 

[Grail]

Hayne: I have a dream to splash in the ocean with Konrad Hurrell whilst wearing budgie smugglers.
Hurrell: I have a dream to check out Hayne's butt.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Argh! Craig Bellamy gave me a wedgie!!!!

Surprise buttsex!

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Konney " FFS jarryd we aren't doing a simply the best remake"

 

[AlwaysGreen]

-Y

 

[muzby]

hayne: "this is my house!"

hurrell: "man, you said that about the footy ground too. what's up with you?"

hayne: "actually i'm homeless at the moment. can i crash at your house?"

hurrell: "that depends, bro.. you gonna wear clothes, or you gonna run round like that?"

hayne: "your call"

 

[Fufu Andronez]

"I hope Bondi Rescue is filming today"

 

[innsaneink]

A hooker on the hookah

 

[retch]

 

[Barkley]

Hercules Hercules Hercules

 

[muzby]

 

[Rhino_NQ]

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I call my arms mylad and my feet merkin stompers

 

[Rabbit toes]

Kasiano. How about an apology for headbutting my foot?
Parker. Is that a tooth?

 

[muzby]

kasiano: "have you thought about growing a beard like mine for extra protection against boots?"

 

[muzby]

kasiano: "hey bro, you haven't by any chance found a boot stud anywhere have you? i seem to be missing one"

parker: "here it is, just got it out of my chin"

 

[Rhino_NQ]

kasiano "are you gonna eat that towel?"

 

[muzby]

kasiano: "hey sorry bro, i didn't mean to kick you in the chin, honestly"

parker: "really?"

kasiano: "i promise... i was aiming for your eyes"

 

[PANTHERMIKE]

Allahu Akbar motherf**ker