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[SuperiorEasts]

Reporter: So Jennings, how excited are you to play with the best NRL club, the Sydney Roosters.
Jennings: Very, I'm happy that the pathetic merge and scum sharks didn't get my signature. I'm excited to play with the best players in the world Pearce, SBW, Maloney etc.

 

[KiamaSaint]

Reporter: So Jennings, how excited are you to play with the best NRL club, the Sydney Roosters.
Jennings: Very, I'm happy that the pathetic merge and scum sharks didn't get my signature. I'm excited to play with the best players in the world Pearce, SBW, Maloney etc.

So predictable. BHP right?

 

[DJShaksta]

Reporter: So Jennings, how excited are you to play with the best NRL club, the Sydney Roosters.
Jennings: Very, I'm happy that the pathetic merge and scum sharks didn't get my signature. I'm excited to play with the best players in the world Pearce, SBW, Maloney etc.

Continuing on:
Reporter: did you just say SBW, Pearce and Maloney were the best players in the world?
Jennings: yeah mate, my bad, we've been hittin the turps pretty hard since brekky, didn't know what I was saying.

 

[eozsmiles]

Reporter - How was training Jenko?

Jenko - agghh you know it's goods just derp to yeah with the boys and behind me you know cos it's like now I'm derp just doing what I you know know from before and we'll just go behind me with the boys till the end you know. Really excited.

Reporter - How'd school end up for you mate?

Jenko - ohhh you know it ended every day I was there but I don't know derpy about the days I'm not eh cos I didn't end up at the end of every days at the end you know derp. But it's really exciting to play with the Rabbits.....huh?....Roosters eh.

Reporter - Can you see yourself back at Penrith one day?

Jenko - I fully derps came from Penrith eh to get here mate and Ivan drove me look at Henson Park and have a kick and when I got out to do a wee he was gone and I can't go back unless he comes and gets me.

Reporter - Fancy a beer?

Jenko - Why thank you kind sir, I would be most gracious in acceptance of a vessel of Hahn superdry. And be sure that I will reciprocate your generosity in this instance by providing you with a fresh mug of ale once the inevitable time comes that our glasses are left bereft of the flavoursome amber liquid, Merci mon ami.

 

[eozsmiles]

Reporter - How was training?

Jenko - Sorry mate I can't concentrate. Is Josh Mahmoud trying to rock out in a v-neck? LOL at the summer hipster. BDO is that way.

 

[Ronnie Dobbs]

Reporter: So Jennings, how excited are you to play with the best NRL club, the Sydney Roosters.
Jennings: Very, I'm happy that the pathetic merge and scum sharks didn't get my signature. I'm excited to play with the best players in the world Pearce, SBW, Maloney etc.

:lol::lol::lol:

f**kin classic gimp.

 

[Lambretta]

If I give away another 2,000 free tickets I can double the Roosters average crowd.

:lol: (you missed the word "home") - we get loads more thanks to the away teams

 

[Lambretta]

Actually I'm pissed off mate
I just bin told the Henson Park Hotel has lost it's licence.

 

[Armageddon.]

Matt Gillette on the right.

 

[Sans Souci Sainter]

Matt Gillette on the right.

"I called Gids and all I got was this watermelon Bacardi Breezer?!"

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Reporter: "So, Michael, tell us about the extra security you've had put in place now that BHP knows you exist?"

 

[butchmcdick]

Matt Gillette on the right.

Is that Copley on the left ?

 

[carcharias]

 

[Fire]

Choc: "Nah mate, it was no fluke aye."

Choc's wife: "It was honey, it was."

 

[muzby]

Watmough: "now careful honey, there's stairs here and you don't have your white cane"

 

[_snafu_]

Watmough: Redemshun!

 

[Fire]

 

[Vic Mackey]

Mrs 'I didn't want a bar of him, but then my friends told me he was a famous nrl player and we fell in love'

 

[carcharias]

http://www.smh.com.au/technology/sci-tech/i-can-create-neanderthal-baby-20130122-2d3u7.html

 

[Fire]

http://www.smh.com.au/technology/sci-tech/i-can-create-neanderthal-baby-20130122-2d3u7.html

Crazy stuff. At least we know what Tallis would look like if he had hair ^