Caption Time

[tumbidragon]

Earrrrr lad listen, shut the fook up and listen you fook head.

Take yuu fooken ands oooff mee earrrs then.

Ooh soorryyy broo, I thought it was yoor left tustical

Very fine fooken work miller, very fine.

 

[_snafu_]

 

[Fire]

"Sammy, sniff your fingers like this to count how many tackles you made."

 

[Big Sam]

"Bro, all because you were in Melbourne didn't mean you had to act like an AFL player"

 

[The Enforcer]

I've still got her number if your getting that desperate that your going the balls.

 

[Marshall_magic]

Ben: Urm Sammy, you're squeezing my nuts
Sam: I know

 

[retch]

Was his c**k as big as George's...

 

[muzby]

teo: "geez sam, you know you can grab my balls as often as you like, but did you have to kiss me bro? that's gay"

 

[Cerne Abbas Giant]

Teo: Was it warm like apple pie?

Squizza: No, it was like Yorkshire pudding.

 

[muzby]

teo: "hey man, strange favour to ask you, but if I was to come round to your house tonight wearing a melbourne storm jersey........."

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Finger lickin' good...my arse!

 

[LazyDreamer]

'Sure Madge's instructions were, "Have a ball, go nuts & get testy," but Sam, you take these things far too literally.'

 

[Miller was a legend]

Apparently sexually explicit comments should deleted.

If the are sexually explicit of course

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Psssst: Lol@50uff$

 

[nqcowboy87]

teo: "hey man, strange favour to ask you, but if I was to come round to your house tonight wearing a melbourne storm jersey........."

best one so far

 

[Bulldog Force]

 

[LOYAL DRAGON]

sorry mate, I thought your head is the ball

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Matt Groat bending the rules a tad bit in the tigers lower grades

 

[neutralsupporter]

Bunniesman's infamous lower grade NRL career

 

[Card Shark]

Golden point....anything goes.

Going for a field goal.