Checklist for my big day (GF)??

[Ron Jeremy]

im punching HJ in the shoulder at the leagues club on sunday.

he wont see me coming coz of all his disciples worshipping him.

i will quickly snipe in and take my revenge.

:x

believe me no one worships him, MythBusters come and save us, come and say hello, we're pretty friendly - but i ain't buying free rounds:crazy:

If you're a fanatical Parramatta supporter, and generally love the club, and not a wanker we'd love too meet you ;-)

 

[Ron Jeremy]

dont forget the most important thing of all ally, your voice! we need every eels fan at the ground screaming themselves hoarse for the boys

Man i'm going to need it.

Also people, bring deoderant ffs, hate smelly people, they sh*t me.

 

[Raudonikis]

Man i'm going to need it.

Also people, bring deoderant ffs, hate smelly people, they sh*t me.

Did you get that Alegra? If you want to crack onto RJ.

 

[Allegra]

well if high pitched shrilly yells help, i'll be involved.

and a healthy does of mum after i get out of the shower should do the trick

x

 

[Ron Jeremy]

well if high pitched shrilly yells help, i'll be involved.

and a healthy does of mum after i get out of the shower should do the trick

x

They should call it Milf, more catchy imo - and advertises to the younger generation lol

I'm going to overload on my Lynx, i have to practice what i preach - and i'm also bringing gum

 

[Ron Jeremy]

Did you get that Alegra? If you want to crack onto RJ.

as well as looks;-) jks

Is your daughter comming down? is she still in Terrigal?

 

[Allegra]

They should call it Milf, more catchy imo - and advertises to the younger generation lol

I'm going to overload on my Lynx, i have to practice what i preach - and i'm also bringing gum

ahahahaahahahaha

im not a mum. i dont even wear mum.

nivea is my choice.
or whatever smells the nicest when im in that ailse..

do u look after that aisle? what do u recommend?
x

 

[Ron Jeremy]

ahahahaahahahaha

im not a mum. i dont even wear mum.

nivea is my choice.
or whatever smells the nicest when im in that ailse..

do u look after that aisle? what do u recommend?
x

I'm in fruit, i only venture in that part before work to pretend i'm testing the deoderants out when in reality just wanna smell nice for work lol

Nivea is nice i think, mum? meh it kinda has that 60+ years of age smell about it, when you smell it you feel old lol

Where do you work at?

 

[cgee221]

ahahahaahahahaha

im not a mum. i dont even wear mum.

nivea is my choice.
or whatever smells the nicest when im in that ailse..

do u look after that aisle? what do u recommend?
x

I'm a hugo boss guy....love the smell of the stuff....also quite fond of DB

 

[Ron Jeremy]

I'm a hugo boss guy....love the smell of the stuff....also quite fond of DB

nice choice!

 

[Allegra]

I'm in fruit, i only venture in that part before work to pretend i'm testing the deoderants out when in reality just wanna smell nice for work lol

Nivea is nice i think, mum? meh it kinda has that 60+ years of age smell about it, when you smell it you feel old lol

Where do you work at?

work?? get real! that would require me to stop having fun for hours at a time!!

x

how much are apples right now?

 

[Ron Jeremy]

work?? get real! that would require me to stop having fun for hours at a time!!

x

how much are apples right now?

lol

depends on what variey you want - I i recomend the Pink Lady

 

[Ron Jeremy]

O/T at gay clubs, is it true that their is actually alot of women there too? not just all guys?

 

[cgee221]

nice choice!

Cheers Ron, you wont have to complain about my smell

 

[Ron Jeremy]

Cheers Ron, you wont have to complain about my smell

i pride myself on being clean and smelling nice and fresh

 

[Raudonikis]

as well as looks;-) jks

Is your daughter comming down? is she still in Terrigal?

yes she still living up there but no she wont be coming.My girlfriend be coming with me and she loves parra to, but keep your eyes off her..Daughter met some guy called Devon up there,what kind of names that lol

 

[Allegra]

lol

depends on what variey you want - I i recomend the Pink Lady

green ones are my go

 

[Allegra]

yes she still living up there but no she wont be coming.My girlfriend be coming with me and she loves parra to, but keep your eyes off her..Daughter met some guy called Devon up there,what kind of names that lol

i've had devon before.

the butcher cut up lots of slices for me.

it was yum.

 

[Ron Jeremy]

yes she still living up there but no she wont be coming.My girlfriend be coming with me and she loves parra to, but keep your eyes off her..Daughter met some guy called Devon up there,what kind of names that lol

lol

Devon? what does he do for a living? not a trady is he? boganville up here, everyone cheats on oneanother down at the pub - hence why i wont date anyone up here :lol:

 

[Raudonikis]

work?? get real! that would require me to stop having fun for hours at a time!!

x

how much are apples right now?

Well i like to taste Delicious